What follows are not White Lotus spoilers but little dingle-daisy teasers…most of them hinted or suggested within the episode 6 trailer.
Sure enough, the brother-on-brother handjob scene happens in episode 6 (airing on Sunday, 3.23), but then you knew that. At least there will be no more whoo-boy ass-fucking reveries from Sam Rockwell….that shit has been put to bed, thank God.
Series creator Mike White decides to forsake the general bacchanalia and return to the tightening of story strands….a welcome development.
A bit more attention is paid to Jon Gries‘ Gary / Greg, the rich baldie who’s with Charlotte Le Bon‘s Chloe. We know he’s thinking about somehow icing Natasha Rothwell‘s Belinda Lindsey, the chubby spa manager who suspects his complicity in the Sicily drowning death of Jennifer Coolidge’s Tanya McQuoid.
Will Carrie Coon‘s corporate attorney be tpipped off by the Texas Trumpie wife (Leslie Bibb) that after Coon went to bed Michelle Monaghan‘s Jaclyn Lemon fucked that muscle-bound Russian guy…the guy Coon was briefly interested in?
The wimpy Asian security guy…Jesus, show a little gravitas…be a fucking man.
Back in Bangkok Rockwell, despite having given Walton Goggins a gun inside a black leather vag, wants nothing to do with Goggins zotzing that guy who allegedly murdered his dad.
Oh, and “what is it like to die?” You know which wealthy resort guest asks this question. It’s not even necessary to guess.
