Friday, July 31, 2009
I've just heard from Ben Stiller about the satirical Red Hour/20th Century Fox video that was released yesterday afternoon by Movieline. "It seems the Red Hour Industrial got out there! Just wanted to give you the context if you're interested. It was made for Fox execs and handed out with Red Foxx T-shirts at our initial meeting. We wanted to do something for them to kick things off. They were all in on it, and especially [Tom] Rothman, who is a good friend. [It was] obviously not meant to go out in the world, but I guess that's pretty hard to stop...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:09 PM on Friday, July 31, 2009


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:24 PM on Friday, July 31, 2009
My immediate, honest-to-God, solar-plexus reaction to today's news about Rob Marshall being the likely helmer of Jerry Bruckeimer's Pirates of the Caribbean 4 -- a project that warrants the same degree of respect and esteem as Jaws 4: The Revenge -- is that it's not going to help matters if Marshall earns a degree of Best Director consideration for Nine later this year. My gut tells me the Bruckheimer gig is going to hurt in the same way that Eddie Murphy's starring role in Norbit helped put the kibbosh on his Best Supporting Actor campaign in '06/'07 for Dreamgirls.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:18 PM on Friday, July 31, 2009
Gamer...great. An action film that's a little bit different (gamers controlling prisoners in mass-scale, ultra-violent online games involving real death) but makes the relationship between Gerard Butler and Logan Lerman (in this clip at least) feel an awful lot like Bruce Willis and Justin Long in Live Free or Die Hard. So viewers will, you know, feel safe and assured.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:58 AM on Friday, July 31, 2009
Megan Fox clearly humiliated Seth Rogen by preventing him, quickly but gently, from planting a cheek peck or air kiss. That's cold, man. And in my book that's it for Fox. She can't be taken down soon enough.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:21 AM on Friday, July 31, 2009
Funny People "is leisurely, with many extended sequences, but the performers' natural command of rhythm holds it in tension," writes New Yorker critic David Denby in a review dated 8.3. The hilarious dialogues among the three roommates are like complicated, interlocked sparring matches.

"The scenes between Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen are more conventionally dramatic, but George's shifting moods make them unstable and nerve-racking. Apatow is not only generous to performers here; he's generous to himself, too, creating the kind of visual divertissements he has never attempted before -- most memorably, a mock George Simmons...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:45 AM on Friday, July 31, 2009
There is, of course, no previously mapped lead-in to a story involving humans in Ridley Scott's just-announced Alien prequel. The only back-story alluded to in Scott's 30-year-old original came when mining-cargo voyagers John Hurt and Veronica Cartwright explored that huge abandoned spacecraft resting on that dark, howling planetoid and came upon that skeletal carcass of a gargantuan creature with an elephant trunk whose rib cage apparently been penetrated from within.

Honestly? I would love to see a subtitled film about a crew of 30-foot-tall life forms with elephant trunks dealing with an alien invasion. No...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:53 AM on Friday, July 31, 2009
By The People: The Election of Barack Obama, that long-reported-about doc partially funded by Ed Norton's Class 5 Films and directed by Amy Rice and Alicia Sims, will have a brief Oscar-qualifying run at Manhattan's Sunshine Cinemas and L.A.'s Sunset 5 (no! not the Sunset 5! aagghh!) starting on 8.7 -- i.e., a week from Friday. It will thereafter have its official big-time debut on HBO on 11.3. In other words, no press screenings or preferential press treatment of any kind? Okay, fine -- I'll be there opening day.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:49 AM on Friday, July 31, 2009
Vengeance producer-star Danny Trejo and director-writer Gil Medina "have started an aggressive distribution program that involves giving [their] film away for free," reports Variety's Michael Fleming. They decided on the plan after co-funding the film but "finding no takers at [last November's AFM," he explains. In other words, the film is a huge problem to sit through.
"The effort is spearheaded by the 'Vengeance Army,' a group of kids who have so far received 74,000 orders. Those who give away the most DVDs -- which are free, with $5.99 for shipping and handling -- will be given substantial speaking roles in the sequel....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:39 AM on Friday, July 31, 2009
Congrats to Team Movieline for having scored and posted an apparently legit Ben Stiller in-house short that mocks the coarse, corporate and highly invasive mentality of 20th Century Fox. Stiller's Red Hour Films has been on the Fox lot since last February, and one can deduce from the short (which I couldn't figure how to embed) that Stiller isn't entirely charmed by the vibe.

Stiller's key money quote is as follows: "[Fox CEO] Tom Rothman is so far up my ass, he'd probably have to send Jim Cameron up there with one of his...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:42 AM on Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Sam Taylor Wood's Nowhere Boy, a drama about the teenage John Lennon in Liverpool, has been chosen to close this year's BFI London Film Festival on 10.29, as Baz Bamigboye is reporting. Why isn't it debuting at the more prestigious (but almost two months earlier) Venice or Toronto film festivals? Can't be done apparently. Producer Kevin Loader says the final sound mix is due to wrap in early October, and that the film will be released in the UK by Icon on 12.26. (Note: I tried checking on this yesterday but heard nothing back from the Weinstein Co.)
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:45 PM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
The animation and visual-effects industry in this town is pretty much committed to delivering the same kind of oppressive thing, over and over and over. Because coolness, whoa-ness, twee-ness and bitchin' monsters only come in so many shapes, sizes and colors. Animation/FX is a hollow religion and a golden idol that the majors use over and over for understandable reasons. I've said over and over that the effects that truly impress are the ones you don't notice. But 98% of the effects in films are intended to call attention to themselves, and in so doing become the very essence of boring fascistic entertainment.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:48 PM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:44 PM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
I'm out in the North Valley visiting Full-Scale Effects, a pyrotechnic effects house. A first-rate place, nice guys who know what they're doing, a major go-to place for big explosions, etc. But it's hell to stand around in 90-whatever degree heat with no shade or a.c. The sun melting, baking, beating down -- it's like being in Kuwait.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:56 PM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
A just-posted tracking report says that G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (Paramount, 8.7) has an average first-choice rating of 17 among all ages and quadrants. That'll rise a bit between now and next Friday but for a film that has cost a huge amount to make and market, even a first-choice rating in the low 20s isn't too good. The likelihood is for an opening somewhere around $25 million -- perhaps a bit higher or lower. A mega-budgeter like G.I. Joe would need to take in at least $35 or $40 million the first weekend to look respectable, no?.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:41 PM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:31 PM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
A friend confides that Vanity Fair "is doing a story on the Moneyball fiasco." He doesn't know who the writer is but says he's "heard about the article from a friend who was on the project. Should be very interesting. My understanding is that the angle is pro-Soderbergh and will detail how he was screwed over. Screwed by Amy Pascal, Bryan Lourd and, yes, Brad Pitt. Soderbergh was certainly not a creative auteur run amok on the studio's dime. The email trail from Pascal to Soderbergh makes it very clear that she was fully aware of what the film was and was excited...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:10 PM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
This morning the InFilm group drove out to sun-baked San Fernando to visit Legacy, the model and digital effects shop created by the late, great Stan Winston. The biggest full-size device (the 22 foot tall one with the girl posing under it) was built for Avatar. James Cameron is calling it an "amp suit." I know that it's primarily deployed in the film by Stephen Lang's militaristic gung-ho villain. The other models more or less speak for themselves.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:58 PM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
Vanity Fair.com's Julian Sancton asks three Funny People guys -- Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill -- about the terrors and rigors of standup comedy. He tries to answer the question of why some jokes kill and some jokes die. "There's truly a magic to why we respond to certain people and why they become immensely popular around the world," Apatow says. "It doesn't matter how mow many times you work on your act. That [special appeal] needs to be built into your genetic code."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:40 PM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
I'll never attend the Venice Film Festival because I can't afford it and because it always overlaps with the Toronto Film Festival. But the usual pattern is for the hot Venice films to show up in Toronto so let's see what goes. Anyway, here's a mostly complete festival slate:
Out of Competition: Oliver Stone's South of the Border, a Hugo Chavez documentary; Grant Heslov's The Men Who Stare at Goats, Joe Dante's The Hole and Steven Soderbergh's The Informant!.
Competition: Giuseppe Tornatore's Baaria; Fatih Akin's Soul Kitchen; Giuseppe Capotondi's La Doppia Ora; Cheang Pou- Soi's Accident; Patrice Chereau's Persecution; Francesca Comencini's White Space;...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:36 AM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
Funny People is "a real movie [with] carefully written dialogue and carefully placed supporting performances," Roger Ebert notes, "and it's about something. It could have easily been a formula film, and the trailer shamelessly tries to misrepresent it as one, but Adam Sandler's George Simmons learns and changes during his ordeal, and we empathize.
"The film presents a new Seth Rogen, much thinner, dialed down, with more dimensions. Rogen was showing signs of forever playing the same buddy-movie co-star, but here we find that he, too, has another actor inside. So does Jason Schwartzman, who often plays vulnerable but here presents his...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:05 AM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
The latest gala/special presentation additions to the Toronto Film Festival are as follows in order of excitement/anticipation levels: Jason Reitman's Up In The Air (middle-aged ennui air-miles movie with George Clooney), Jean-Pierre Jeunet's MicMacs, Fatih Akin's Soul Kitchen, Joe Dante's The Hole (Joe Dante!), Tobe Hooper's The Damned United, Dagur Kari's The Good Heart (with Paul Dano and Brian Cox)
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:36 AM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
I'm not alone in loving the fact that this trailer for the Coen Bros.' A Serious Man is all about basic situational set-up and conveys nothing in the way of second-act (much less third-act) plot points. Which is what 97% of today's trailers do. A brilliant job by super-talented and in-demand trailer creator Mark Woollen.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:21 AM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:32 AM on Thursday, July 30, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
USA Today's Anthony Breznican is basically saying that esteem-wise Paramount's G.,I. Joe (8.7) is all but dead, dead, deader-than-dead. Meaning that the cool cognescenti have either written it off or will soon enough. All of which has zero bearing, of course, on the millions of suckers out there who will pay to see it opening weekend no matter what.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:18 PM on Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Rhythm & Hues is one of the five top-of-the-line visual effects companies operating today. (The other four are Digital Domain, Sony Imageworks, Weta and Industrial Light and Magic.) R&H delivers first-rate animation effects, is staffed by really nice people, has a serene work environment (employees are allowed to bring their dogs to the office) and so on. But what impressed me the most about today's visit was the same thing that got me when the InFilm group visited Digital Domain two days ago -- i.e., the digital projection quality in the companies' respective screening rooms.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:44 PM on Wednesday, July 29, 2009
This afternoon (i.e., about three hours ago) the InFilm crew visited the Marina del Rey headquarters of Rhythm & Hues, the big-time visual effects and animation house. Below is an mp4 of the company's digital nerve -center room where all the hard drives and processors operate 24/7. The climate is similar to that of a treeless plain in Northern Canada in late November.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:37 PM on Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Sharon Waxman's recent report that Universal tried to convince Judd Apatow to cut 30 minutes out of Funny People "is not true at all," the director-writer has told Movieline.
"They were always supportive of the length, and in fact when the movie was pitched, it was pitched as a movie that would be ten to fifteen minutes longer than Knocked Up -- that was part of the original presentation. Do they wish I handed them a 90-minute version? Of course. But I think they think that about every film that's made."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:10 PM on Wednesday, July 29, 2009
I'd like to describe the ways in which Rex Reed's review of Funny People is a vile deviation from appropriate respect and fair-mindedness, but it is one of those rare times when I am at a loss for words. He calls director-writer Judd Apatow "the most tasteless no-talent and truthfully alleged 'director' since John Waters and the Farrelly brothers," derides Knocked Up as "abominable" and calls Funny People "a 146-minute mental lapse that should have been dipped in hydrochloric acid in the editing lab." Nobody's "right' or "wrong" in these matters but at the very least Reed's rash and excitable judgments throw...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:49 PM on Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Quentin Tarantino's somewhat altered cut of Inglorious Basterds is, I'm told, screening today in Los Angeles. I would have liked to attend but InFilm calls. It would have been fun trying to pinpoint which portions of the Cannes cut have been deep-sixed, etc. Not that the changes make a huge bottom-line difference. Joe Popcorn is going to find it too talky by half.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:05 PM on Wednesday, July 29, 2009
My InFilm touring-around has made it difficult to write anything of any length and keep up with breaking stories, although I'm getting some licks in here and there. I'm writing this from a nice outdoor patio adjacent to a Starbucks located next to Warner Bros. studios. The gang is taking the studio tour, which involves cruising around the lot on one of those little trams...good God. I figured my time would be better spent catching up. I know that lot almost as well as Joel Silver.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:29 AM on Wednesday, July 29, 2009
A 7.28 N.Y. Times article by Kim Severson made a big to-do about the natural-looking, presumably mouth-watering capturings of various gourmet dishes in Nora Ephron's Julie & Julia. This resulted from Ephron being a devoted life-long foodie as well as from the exacting attentions of Susan Spungen, the movie's food stylist.
Why, then, did Variety's Justin Chang write that the film disappoints by failing to offer "glorious culinary eye candy on the level of Babette's Feast or Eat Drink Man Woman"? He also noted that "whatever auds make of Julie & Julia, it's hard to imagine that Child herself, an...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:17 AM on Wednesday, July 29, 2009
September's Toronto Film Festival (9.10 through 9.19) will debut Michael Moore's Capitalism: A Love Story -- an expected but welcome addition -- as well as Joel and Ethan Coen's A Serious Man, their "Jews in Minnesota" period comedy which I've been told works so well that the lack of star names will not be a problem.
Drew Barrymore's Whip It, which a friend says is a very decent little sports film-slash-character study, will also debut at the festival.
The other just-announced premieres include (a) Dorian Gray, Oliver Parker's re-mounting of the Oscar Wilde tale costarring Ben Barnes and Colin Firth that will unspool...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:01 AM on Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Did a combination of Universal's box-office losing streak, the huge critical success of The Hurt Locker plus NBC/Uni topper Jeff Zucker coming out strongly in favor of "easy-to-digest concepts and wish fulfillment" lead to the decision to bump Paul Greengrass's Green Zone into an early 2010 release?
Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass during shooting of their Iraq War thrillerposted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:49 AM on Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:52 PM on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:40 PM on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Variety's Justin Chang is calling Neill Blomkamp's District 9 (Sony, 8.14) "an enjoyably disgusting sci-fier set in and around a rubble-strewn war zone where extraterrestrial refugees have taken up indefinite residence. Better conceived and executed than one might expect from a low-budget rebound project, this grossly engrossing speculative fiction bears Jackson's blood-splattered fingerprints but also heralds first-time feature director Blomkamp as a nimble talent to watch.

"Shot and set in Blomkamp's native South Africa, District 9 imagines a present-day scenario in which humans and aliens are forced into an uneasy co-existence and, predictably, bring...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:23 PM on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
This may sound a settled issue in the U.S. and Europe, but The Punch's Sam Cleveland is announcing the death of newspaper movies to his Australian readers. He's right, of course. We'll never see another one.

"No longer will Hollywood stars loosen their ties and roll up their sleeves as scoop-hungry newspaper reporters," he writes. "No more will veteran character actors bring knowing splashes of avuncular charm to the stock role of the grizzled editor. [And] no longer will the movie news be broken in print."
State of Play opened in Australia in late May but...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:57 PM on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
"While In the Loop is a highly disciplined inquiry into a very serious subject, it is also, line by filthy line, scene by chaotic scene, by far the funniest big-screen satire in recent memory. The hand-held camera work, the hectic jump-cuts and the grubby visuals may resemble television, but the restless pacing and drab appearance serve a clear aesthetic purpose.

"At the end you may feel a little unclean, which is also evidence of director-writer Armando Iannucci's satirical rigor. The people in whose hands momentous decisions rest are shown -- convincingly and in squirming detail --...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:47 PM on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
I didn't even know about the online mass rebellion/popular turnoff movement against Katherine Heigl until last weekend. I know that Sarah Ball's summary piece in Newsweek seemed unduly harsh and brash so I stopped reading it. Then Awards Daily's Sasha Stone sent it to me today. This time I read it through to the end. I then checked around to see how many others are piling on. And it does seem as if there's something going on, "seem" being the operative term.

It still seems like too much. I don't care for Heigl's performance...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:05 PM on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:43 PM on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Anatomorphex, run by Robert De Vine, is a mid-size model shop located in North Hollywood. The InFilm guys took us there early this afternoon for a two-hour visit. It didn't look like much at first, but the latex models and authentic facecasts were fascinating to study and take pictures of. (Click for video clip and two more pics after the jump.)

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:53 PM on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Taken early this afternoon at Robert De Vine's Anatomorphex modelshop, the highlight of today's InFilm tour.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:45 PM on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Yesterday morning's rip of Deadline Hollywod Daily's Nikki Finke by MCN's David Poland was brutally phrased, to say the least. "Fact is, whether I like it or not, Nikki is the Niche Winchell in this tiny little world of show business insiders," Poland said. "She lies often, gets it wrong almost as often, but always thinks she is truthful and right. And I do believe that she really does believe that. Such is the nature of the sociopath.
"The glory of the professional, morality-free gossip is that burnt bridges mean little, since there is always someone else there with a can...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:22 AM on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
"My goal was to make a film that was just as funny as my other two films, but which also dug a lot deeper and was not afraid to be more emotional," Judd Apatow has told Roger Ebert. "We didn't put anything in the film just to be funny -- it also had to get at the truth of this type of situation. It was very scary because I am so used to letting the laugh count guide me as to whether or not the movie is working well. Sometimes this movie is working really well when there are no laughs. That's...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:12 AM on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
There's a startling declaration in Paul Bond's 7.27 Hollywood Reporter story about Jeffrey Katzenberg's home-video 3D remarks last Friday. The DreamWorks animation honcho said that 3-D TV is "so far beyond" what it was just nine months ago, and that "monitors are shipping now and will be in stores by early next year." But that's not the popper.
Katzenberg said consumers will have to wear special glasses when these TVs arrive but -- here it is -- "autostereo displays will negate that need 'in a handful of years.'"
In other words, by 2015 or thereabouts stores will be selling quality-level 3-D TVs...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:14 AM on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:47 PM on Monday, July 27, 2009
Sharon Waxman's things-are-looking-pretty-scary-at-Universal piece on The Wrap reported that Uni execs "unsuccesfully lobbied" Funny People director Judd Apatow "to cut the film by a half-hour." This is surprising or startling? Aren't suits always pressuring directors to cut their films? My point is that sometimes urging this isn't wise for the film's sake, and that this was one of those times.
Update: It's understood by everyone except for Asian and Eastern European cave-dwellers that Adam Sandler plays a self-centered comedian in the film -- i.e., a guy with a personality/attitude problem. Any idiot knows that 98% of movies that deal with this...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:39 PM on Monday, July 27, 2009
Screen International reported last Friday that Beeban Kidron, director of the endlessly-delayed, obviously problematic Hippie Hippie Shake, has left the film over disagreements with Working Title, the film's producer. The film's screenwriter Lee Hall, Kidron's husband, bolted sometime earlier.
The counter-culture drama about Oz editor Richard Neville (Cillian Murphy) and his girlfriend Louise Ferrier (Sienna Miller) began shooting nearly two years ago, in September 2007.
The Screen Int'l story said that Working Title "has scotched rumors that Hippie Hippie Shake is to go straight to DVD, saying that it is scheduled to be released next February on over 100...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:56 PM on Monday, July 27, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:29 PM on Monday, July 27, 2009
Only in Waxmanworld and Finkeworld (and among their orbiting buzz-feeders) does anyone care which NBC/Universal suits have been/might be/will be fired, or who got the news first. All right, people care somewhat but not that much.
When things aren't going well the people at the very top of the pile start thinking about who to whack. I'm sorry for those whose heads are now in jeopardy -- it's obviously traumatic -- but suits have to live with the threat of being suddenly discharged just as John Dillinger had to live with the possibility of getting cut down by G-Men....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:20 PM on Monday, July 27, 2009
"Who the hell knew that Tony Soprano could be so damn funny?," writes MCN's Noah Forrest in a piece called "10 Reasons [Why] You Must See In The Loop."
James Gandolfini is "playing an Army General who is serious about trying to stop this war at all costs and even more serious about his job. He's a man who is put in a dicey predicament, the only man in the film who actually knows the real cost of war. And he's reluctant to sign based on false pretenses that might involve a lot of troops being killed. But he's also sharp...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:01 AM on Monday, July 27, 2009
"I'd like...let's see, one latte with skim milk to go and a Mountain Gorilla, black, for here. Thanks." The woman at the Urth Caffe counter tried to block me from taking this photo, putting her hand in front of the iPhone. I said, "I can take any photo I want of anything I want...sorry."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:47 AM on Monday, July 27, 2009
For the next five days I've agreed to observe and report on the InFilm program, which bills itself as a kind of Hollywood education experience for high-end tourists. The InFilm people are looking to spread the word around, and I thought it might be interesting to learn perhaps a bit more about the visual effects industry, which is the focus of this week's get-around.

Taking an InFilm program Hollywood tour costs between $2500 and $3000 a pop. I've never heard of an operation like this, but it's the sort of thing I'd probably...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:47 AM on Monday, July 27, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Newsday's John Anderson has examined the psychology behind the urges of comedians to make "serious" films and therefore achieve a kind of peer validation that never seems to result from being gifted or skilled at making people laugh. All true enough, I suppose, but he uses the piece to basically put down Judd Apatow's Funny People as some kind of cathartic exercise rather than a valid and admirable film on its own right, which it fully deserves to be seen as.
And then Anderson doubles-down on dodging the central issue by predicting that typical Apatow fans probably aren't going to respond as...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:01 AM on Sunday, July 26, 2009
This Korean Cinema Today cover, which I happened to see at last week's Thirst junket in Manhattan, shows what appears to be the original image used for the Thirst poster. The poster image is cleaner and more elegant but the magazine photo is slightly kinkier and more carnal. A reminder that U.S. movie posters are never too risque, although European posters sometimes are.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:42 AM on Sunday, July 26, 2009
I was driving east on Santa Monica Blvd. yesterday afternoon when I heard a siren coming my way. Like any good citizen I pulled right over and waited for the white-and-red ambulance truck to pass by. Less than a split-second later this silver convertible roared right out into traffic, taking advantage of my having pulled over to the side to pass me. A real hot-dog dick move.

I'm guessing that the driver probably thought the following: "Aaah, shit...an ambulance. You know what? I'm only going to half pull-over and do a California stop. Why should I...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:26 AM on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Wow, I can buy a DVD of The Outfit right now. The image quality is probably nothing to write home about. Some guy probably recorded it off a televised showing but I'll take it for now. The site is called ioffer.com.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:16 AM on Sunday, July 26, 2009
This is obviously a petty observation, but I couldn't help thinking as I watched James Cameron up on the Comic-Con stage a couple of days ago that his nose has gotten larger since the Titanic days. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mentioned this to a couple of journalist pals a few minutes after the Cameron-Jackson discussion ended on Friday night and they both went "yeah, yeah." The aging process is nothing to look forward to. Robert Evans once explained it as follows: "Your nose gets bigger, your ears get longer and your teeth get smaller."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:01 AM on Sunday, July 26, 2009
This N.Y. Times examination chart of films about the lives and temperaments of comedians, compiled/written by Peter Keepnews, reminds me that no film has really gotten it right. Until, I would add, Judd Apatow's Funny People. Not that I'm on any sort of intimate terms with this profession/mentality/lifestyle, but it sure as hell feels believable. I never felt I was being played or sold a bill of atmospheric/emotional goods.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:42 AM on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Almost two years ago Apple Insider's Kasper Jade reported about a forthcoming larger-than-iPhone Apple device that he described in a headline as "a return to the Newton." Now he's describing Steve Jobs' latest brainchild as "a 10-inch, 3G-enabled tablet, akin to a jumbo iPod touch." It's going to cost maybe $450 or $550 -- "somewhere between the cost of a high-end iPhone and Apple's most affordable Mac notebook" -- and will most likely turn up any time between January and March 2010.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:36 AM on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
An idea bulb went on when Jim Cameron yesterday mentioned a current project to dimensionalize Titanic -- i.e., create a 3D version of it. Which he said would take about 12 to 14 months to complete. Peter Jackson, sitting right next to Cameron, was a bit more circumspect. He said he'd love to dimensionalize the Rings trilogy but that Warner Bros. is currently fearful of a shortage of 3-D equipped theatres. But Cameron was having none of it.

The Avatar director basically said "pshaw!" and explained that if major want-to-see 3D titles are in the pipeline, exhibitors...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:47 PM on Saturday, July 25, 2009
The bespectacled, red-shirt, water-sipping guy who jumped on-stage during yesterday's Peter Jackson-James Cameron discussion can be seen in this HE video starting around the 3:19 mark.
Here's a clip of same from Entertainment Weekly, as provided by In Contention.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:44 PM on Saturday, July 25, 2009
I spent about four hours today driving back and forth between an AT&T store and an Apple store and getting sick from the overstuffed scenery. The area was just above Route 8, an east-west freeway in northern San Diego, and it has to be one of the ugliest areas I've ever driven through in any area of the globe. Seriously -- I was actually feeling nausea.

I saw the lamest minds of my generation driven mad by overdeveloped, freeway-clogged hills and valleys, filthy with condos and malls and fast-food joints and corporate chain stores and looking...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:10 PM on Saturday, July 25, 2009
James Cameron's statement, delivered during yesterday's Jackson-Cameron Comic-Con sitdown, comes around the 1:45 mark. I got this off Kris Tapley's In Contention because my own video file (which includes footage of that wackjob guy who came up behind Jackson/Cameron and started jabbering) won't upload to YouTube for some reason. Probably because I'm trying to upload it via McDonald's wifi in lovely Hawthorne, California. What a hell-hole.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:57 PM on Saturday, July 25, 2009
I have a special provision written into my AT&T iPhone contract that stipulates I will lose my iPhone 3GS no more than than 2.5 times every twelve months. Seriously, I lost the damn thing last night -- don't ask -- and spent two hours looking for it. Then I spent three hours this morning and part of the early afternoon trying to buy a new one without being Cossack-raped by AT&T.
They stuck it to me regardless, charging me $451 including tax for a 16 gig replacement phone despite my having paid $200 two and a half weeks ago for the original....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:51 PM on Saturday, July 25, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:12 PM on Friday, July 24, 2009
Jottings from the recently concluded James Cameron-Peter Jackson discussion are on my Twitter (wellshwood) account, but no column postings for now. I'm at a Focus Features party, for one thing, and on my second brew. "I can let it all go," as Robert Mitchum once said.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:37 PM on Friday, July 24, 2009


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:38 PM on Friday, July 24, 2009
Turn on the laptop inside the Starbucks under the Bayfront Hilton and activate the AT&T Wifi air card connection. Three bars, good air, fine...except when you activate a browser this Hilton Hotel "pay us or you don't get online" page comes up. So you try and activate your Starbucks/AT&T account (which I pay $20 bucks monthly for) and that won't kick in either. So you have to shell out $13 and change to the Hilton goombahs or you can't work.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:26 PM on Friday, July 24, 2009
If you want to get into Hall H and you don't have a VIP pass, you'll have to line up under the blazing San Diego sun and just bake. The infamous Comic-Con swelter pit is directly adjacent to the Hall H entrance, or just south of the San Diego Convention Center. Two analogies came to my head: (a) Hebrew slaves waiting for portions of grain and asses milk during a lunch break as they build pharoah's tomb; and (b) the Chicago stockyards.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:17 PM on Friday, July 24, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:15 PM on Friday, July 24, 2009
"As of today all of the feedback has been so positive that it is hard to trust it," Judd Apatow has written about responses to Funny People. "I hope people are telling me the truth," he says, "but don't feel obligated to go that way. If you like my film tell me in great detail what you liked about it, and if you don't, please lie and tell me in even more detail what you loved about it so I believe your lie.
"And please don't ask me what I am up to next. That's a dead giveaway. I don't think...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:51 PM on Friday, July 24, 2009
To hear it from Variety's Justin Chang, Nora Ephron's Julie & Julia is a "self-satisfied foodie fairy tale" that "feels middling, overstuffed and predigested." He joins the crowd in noting that Meryl Streep's "delightfully daffy turn as Julia Child, the woman who demystified French cuisine for American households, is the freshest ingredient." And yet the film disappoints, he says, by failing to offer "glorious culinary eye candy on the level of Babette's Feast or Eat Drink Man Woman. Whatever auds make of Julie & Julia, it's hard to imagine that Child herself, an unapologetic Francophile with one hell of an appetite, would...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:33 PM on Friday, July 24, 2009
Now that New Moon's Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner have told Movieline's Kyle Buchanan about their favorite movie scene, the issue I raised yesterday about Lautner is officially settled.
I'm sorry to blurt out a harsh thing but on top of his Beagle Boy boxer-dog nose the guy chose a boilerplate revenge-setup scene in Braveheart as his all-time fave. I'm sorry but that tears it. He sat down at the desk, picked up a pen, took the quiz and flunked.
Lautner's favorite clip from Mel Gibson's Oscar-winning film is "like the worst scene," he tells Buchanan, "but it's at the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:00 PM on Friday, July 24, 2009
Nine years ago I covered a Comic-Con panel called "Caught in the Net: Movie Webmasters on Hollywood, the Internet, and the Future of Their Bastard Child." Chris Gore was the dark-haired and goateed moderator. Now look at him -- he's like a guy in a movie who has to age so the makeup team has given him a head of gray. Here's Gore's Twitter feed and some of the photos he's taken.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:35 AM on Friday, July 24, 2009
I fell asleep at this party last night while sitting upright on a sofa. I was sitting there with a glass of champagne, and the next thing I knew a guy was tapping me on the shoulder and saying "Sir? Sir? Are you okay?" The half-filled champagne glass was still in my right hand.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:22 AM on Friday, July 24, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:14 AM on Friday, July 24, 2009
This is a ludicrous idea. What has happened in Carol Channing's life that makes it biopic-worthy? She had a career, sang and danced, became world-famous, did Hello Dolly on-stage....what? Gay guys love Channing for being a kind of living caricature of a larger-than-life superstar -- the raspy/reedy voice, large popping eyes, platinum blonde hair and wall-to-wall smile. Except that's not a movie. Certainly not a theatrical one.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:45 AM on Friday, July 24, 2009
Now that Warner Bros. archives has announced the release of James Bridges' Mike's Murder on DVD, it would be right and appropriate and respectful for Bridges' original cut to be included on the disc. I don't care if it's a lowball archives release. Because it truly isn't right for the sake of Bridges' legacy for the longer version to be tossed and forgotten. It's now or never. Seriously. Calling Jimmy Olsen!
The running time of the forthcoming WB Archives DVD is 110 minutes. The IMDB says the film (presumably the recut version that played in theatres in '84) runs
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:20 AM on Friday, July 24, 2009
Presumably there are HE readers who genuinely liked Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. In any event Vanity Fair.com's Julian Sancton has spoken to director David Yates about how he balances fans' expectations and those of HP neophytes. He also talks about how the next movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, will be shot not only in two parts but in two ways. One will be gritty and edgy with hand-held shots. Then second will go back to the usual widescreen splendor.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:12 AM on Friday, July 24, 2009
I'm not feeling the Comic-Con current as much today. I don't think anything can top what happened at yesterday's Avatar presentation It's all downhill from here. I'd like to attend the Hall H Warner Bros. show (10:00 am to 12:30 pm) but maybe I won't. I don't need to see product reels for Where The Wild Things Are, The Box, The Book of Eli, Sherlock Holmes and the new Jackie Earl Haley Nightmare on Elm Street. I don't care what cheesy-genre-wallower Robert Rodriguez might say. I'd like to see Focus Features' 9 presentation, however; ditto Sony's District 9 and Legion presentation, which happens...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:45 AM on Friday, July 24, 2009
Kevin Spacey can tap-dance around all he wants, but I've been told that there's a better-than-decent chance that David Fincher will direct The Social Network -- a.k.a., "the Facebook movie." Hot-air rumor blather says that Michael Cera or Shia Lebouf are the prime choices to play Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. I don't think the producers are free to consider Paul Rust because of the
unremovable black stain called I Love
You, Beth Cooper. Lebouf could play Sean Parker, I suppose.
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posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:31 AM on Friday, July 24, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:07 AM on Friday, July 24, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
I was told last night by an excellent source that Michael Ritchie's Downhill Racer ('69), a first-rate verite drama about a reckless, emotionally cut-off downhill skiier (Robert Redford) vying for Olympic glory, is being prepared as a Criterion Collection DVD. The highly regarded film has never been on DVD. No word about whether a Blu-ray version will pop through or whether Criterion will simply give it an Eddie Coyle or Hit-styled lowball release. I'm presuming the latter.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:54 PM on Thursday, July 23, 2009
23 or 24 minutes worth of 3-D Avatar footage were shown at Comic-Con this afternoon. And it should come as no surprise to report that this taste of James Cameron's 3-D action fantasy, set on a foreign planet and involving a primal conflict between militaristic humans and a race of ten-foot-tall aliens called Na'vi, played serious wowser. As in "Jesus, this is something...oh, wow!...crap, this is new...oh, that's cool...this is so friggin' out there and vivid and real...love it all to hell."
Cameron announced at the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:23 PM on Thursday, July 23, 2009
A screenwriter friend has heard that Judd Apatow's Funny People is either based upon or partly inspired by "a profound crisis of some sort that changed Garry Shandling and sent him into the pursuit of Zen and other pursuits/remedies. He's one of Apatow's closest friends and was a major shit during the making/ heyday of HBO's Larry Sanders Show. Not that there's anything wrong with that."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:11 PM on Thursday, July 23, 2009
You can love, like, worship, dislike, piss on, wrestle with, admire or kvetch about Judd Apatow's Funny People (Universal, 7.31) but you have to give it this -- it's a major Apatow brand-changer. It darkens, challenges, deepens, reboots and broadens the definition of those cereal-box ingredients that people think of when they refer to Apatow-brand entertainment. It's not a "great" film but for me it's a stunningly brave (by which I mean exceptionally candid and self-revealing) one. And funny as shit.

It really is the best Apatow movie so far. Not the warmest of friendliest or...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:20 PM on Thursday, July 23, 2009




posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:58 PM on Thursday, July 23, 2009
This morning's New Moon/Comic-Con press conference began at 9:54 am -- almost a half-hour late -- inside a super-sized meeting hall within San Diego's Bayfront Hilton. The film's three stars -- Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner -- posed for photos and took questions from a throng of about 75 or 80 journalists. It was my first Comic-Con event, but I have to say that the most heartening aspect happened before it began.
The heart moment happened when MSN Movies' James Rocchi told me he...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:52 AM on Thursday, July 23, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
I'm sitting in an air-conditioned Super Shuttle van on Wilshire Blvd., and I can feel the inferno-like heat baking the sides of it. It's like we're cruising down 111 in Palm Springs or Palm Desert. You could fry a bloody egg on the sidewalk. Oh, yeah. Bloody hell. I'm sweatin' here. Roastin', bakin', boilin'...and San Diego will probably be a tad hotter, I won't arrive until midnight or thereabouts. Seeing Funny People first at the Arclight this evening.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:22 PM on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tina Brown's enormous media-changes thought #1, as passed along by the Chicago Tribune's Phil Rosenthal: "This particular wilderness that we're in will change," Brown says, "but it's a very difficult time for people in old media.
"It's most difficult, I think, for the people in their 50s who are part of a big media organization where they've spent most of their lives. They see it all changing around them and there isn't time for them to make the adjustment, or they fear making it."
And quote #2: "We're in a transitional period that I think will only last another few years...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:11 PM on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
"What is cinema?," writes Matt Zoller Seitz in a piece about a mesmerizing Michael Jackson tribute site called Eternal Moonwalk. "André Bazin published a book of essays that tried to answer that question. But if somebody asked me for the short answer, I'd advise them to visit EternalMoonwalk.com. Seriously.
"On first glance, the site seems little more than a poignant goof: a tribute to the late Michael Jackson that draws its inspiration from the John F. Kennedy memorial in Washington, D.C., with its eternal flame -- but instead of a flame that never goes out, it's a video loop featuring variations...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:58 PM on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:38 PM on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Delta flight to LAX was supposed to leave at 8:25 am, and we're only just now pushing off. Delightful experience. Did I just hear something about wifi above 10,000 feet? HE's six-hour dark period hereby begins.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:24 AM on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Everett Sloane's finest acting moment was in Citizen Kane when his "Mr. Bernstein" character talked about the vagaries of memory. "A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember," he said after William Alland's reporter dismissed the likelihood that Charles Foster Kane might recall a minor anecdotal event that had happened decades earlier.
"You take me," Sloane/Bernstein began. "One day back in 1896 I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out there was another ferry pulling in, and on it was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:17 PM on Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Tomorrow's JFK-to -LAX flight leaves at 8:30 am, requiring a pre-dawn wakeup. A few errands to attend to when I hit town and then a 7 pm screening of Funny People , which I'm told is an in-and-out, up-and-down, 145-minute ahem thing. In a respectable/honorable way, some feel. (Universal guy to journalist friend: "It's real, and some people don't want real.") Then then I'm driving down to San Diego and Comic-Con around 10 pm. I've rented a crappy little Craig's List cottage with a futon on the floor.
There are all kinds of parties and events, and starting early is key. (I wonder...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:48 PM on Tuesday, July 21, 2009
I'm so delighted with the new Criterion Repulsion Bluray (out 7.28) that I've played it twice start to finish, and I only opened the package last night. I didn't sit there like a bowling pin and literally watch it twice. I watched it once and I ran it a second time as a kind of white-noise sideshow in the corner of my eye, tuning in and out and half-listening as I worked on the column.
It doesn't seem to have been de-granularized in the slightest and...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:10 PM on Tuesday, July 21, 2009
The Ugly Truth (Sony, 7.24) is about a shrill and tightly-wrapped morning TV producer (Katherine Heigl) who decides to take guidance lessons from a sexist cock-of-the-walk talk-show guy (Gerard Butler) about how to land a prospective new boyfriend. Which gradually leads, of course, to Hiegl falling for Butler and vice versa and the other guy getting the blowoff. It was all there in the trailer.
I like Butler but he didn't have a chance with this steaming pile of uptown fantasy chick-romance horseshit. The crude craft and...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:20 AM on Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Every bullshit cliche in the big-studio, high-adventure, CG-crapola pantheon, packed into one self-regarding, thoroughly self-amused franchise. It's Indiana Zorro 007 Jones in 19th Century London, for God's sake. It gave me instant cardiac arrythmia. I feel as if I've already sat through two screenings, been to the junket and watched it on a coast-to-coast flight. It'll probably do extremely well with the chumps. I'm betting right now that the pre-disposed Drew McWeeny will cream all over it.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:02 AM on Tuesday, July 21, 2009
With Universal's Despicable Me (7.9.10), Hollywood has produced another mainstream animated feature with another morbidly obese boy in a prominent role. (Or in the trailer, at least.) This follows the precedent begun by Up's "Russell" character, a morbidly obese young boy scout voiced by Jordan Nagai
Meaning that once again Hollywood is presenting obesity as a normal and accepted adolescent condition, certainly as far as American culture is concerned. Let's imagine that instead of one out of three American kids being obese or overweight they...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:40 AM on Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Fox Searchlight will distribute Scott Cooper's Crazy Heart, per a press release received an hour ago. Adapted from Thomas Cobb's 1989 book, the downbeat drama (country music, alcoholism, parenting, looking for closure) costars Jeff Bridges, Colin Farrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Robert Duvall.
The film was produced by Cooper, Judy Cairo, Rob Carliner and Robert Duvall. The film has an original soundtrack by T-Bone Burnett.
Here's a Library Journal summary of Cobb's book, which may or may not have been strictly followed by Cooper's script:
"Singer...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:59 AM on Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
"How did you get stahted with this stawrey?," a junket journalist asked Thirst director Park Chan-Wook early this afternoon. "What was the creativity in makin' this film?"

A few seconds later this same journalist asked me not to take photos of Park because she was sitting right next to him and didn't want her face in the picture. I took a few shots at the get-go because I didn't want the usual posed-smiling shots. I never thought about including any face-shots of any journalists sitting nearby, but being asked by this woman not to do this...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:00 PM on Monday, July 20, 2009
I don't have to explain any particular stinking reasons about why I posted this. Okay, here's one. It's interesting in hindsight how this one scene created a vivid (one could say racial) stereotype -- the scheming predatory sociopath with the wild eyes and evil grin. The Treasure of Sierra Madre was released 61 years ago, and this type of villain -- i.e., so deeply in love with his evil nature that he can't help flaunting it -- is still with us. "I don't care if you think I'm a bad guy. Because I am a bad guy -- I admit it. And I...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:33 PM on Monday, July 20, 2009
I've seen Cold Souls. It's intriguing and mildly amusing at times, but for a comedy in which a New York actor literally plays himself (in this instance Paul Giamatti) it's no Being John Malkovich either. My usual reaction to seeing a comedy that doesn't entirely work is to complain that they should've toned down the schtick. But Cold Souls could've used a bit more schtick. Odd -- I never thought I'd hear myself say that.
I'm saying there's something a bit too dry and studied about...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:48 AM on Monday, July 20, 2009
HE reader James Kent was at the Harkins Tempe Marketplace cinema in Tempe, Arizona last weekend, and observed the following: "My wife and I walked passed the theater entrance to Bruno and noticed hey had a big sign posted in front that absolutely no one under the age of 18 would be permitted without parent or legal guardian. They even posted an usher to check IDs at the door. There was also a big sign up at the main ticket counter. Now, just two doors down there were no such signs in front of the R-rated The Hangover or three doors down...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:31 AM on Monday, July 20, 2009
"I don't know how much you follow the Emmys," writes HE reader Matthew Morettini, "but something noteworthy came out of last week's nominations. Entourage's Jeremy Piven, winner of three Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series awards for three years straight ('06 through '08), wasn't even nominated. And there are six nominees! My guess? His fellow actors were appalled by his walking thermometer Speed-the-Plow shenanigans and decided to send him a message about professionalism. David Mamet couldn't have written it better."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:16 AM on Monday, July 20, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:15 AM on Monday, July 20, 2009
It takes a special improvisational Thelonious Monk-like approach to running a website business to forget to renew your domain name. Everything's jake now but my aversion to Sir Thomas More-like regularity made for a truly delightful morning.
And now I'm running to a Thirst junket that I'll probablly be a few minutes late for. All kinds of to-do's are piling up as I speak. No further filing until mid-afternoon. A screening of The Ugly Truth happens early this evening.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:16 AM on Monday, July 20, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:49 AM on Sunday, July 19, 2009
I would have been a lot faster and more enthusiastic in linking to Dick Cavett's recollection of his Richard Burton relationship if (a) I could make sense of the timeline aspect (i.e., Cavett meeting Burton during his 1960/61 Broadway run of Camelot as part of an effort to persuade him to appear on his show, despite Cavett's show having launched in 1968) and (b) if the Times webmasters would stop being stupidly protective of their video files by making embed codes available.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:25 AM on Sunday, July 19, 2009
All, finally, is half-well as far as my Comic-Con plans are concerned. Comic-Con's p.r. director graciously and generously approved my press credentials despite all kinds of problematic issues that stood in the way, not the least being that I applied quite late. I'm also in-like-Flynn with the Avatar presentation on Thursday, which is to say the 20th Century Fox people were also enormously helpful by providing a VIP pass that will save me from having to wait in line for two to three hours. I thanked them all before; I am doing so again. They restoreth my soul.
I'm in for three...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:36 AM on Sunday, July 19, 2009
In a N.Y. Times profile of In The Loop director-writer Armando Iannucci, Sarah Lyall riffs on Peter Capaldi's throttled portrayal of the sewer-mouthed Malcolm Tucker -- a senior British government official and spinmeister. "Few can match [him] for sheer verbal brio," she writes. "He uses his dark arts to fine result when he persuades reporters to backtrack on stories critical of the government. 'Whether it has happened or not is irrelevant -- it is true,' he yells in one scene, making the case for reporting something that did not in fact happen.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:24 AM on Sunday, July 19, 2009


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:46 AM on Sunday, July 19, 2009
So Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince opened with $51.8 million Wednesday, [followed with] $21.9 million Thursday, $26.8 million Friday and $29 million Saturday from 4,275 theaters, according to Nikki Finke's copy. (I'm in the Connecticut woods and happy for whatever big-city news I can get.) That makes a $79 million three-day weekend and a $159 million five-day cume.
Bruno, meanwhile, is morgue material with a projected $8 million weekend. The $2.8 million it earned on Friday represented an 80% drop from the previous Friday's take, and Saturday's $3 million haul amounted to a 66% drop from the previous Saturday. But...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:41 AM on Sunday, July 19, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
The copy line "first love burns brightest" sounds like it's aimed at younger women but the film, a rigorous visitation and recreation of early 19th Century England, is made to order for 30-plus women, older couples and X-factor types. I'm just imagining the reactions of the most notoriously vapid demographic in the history of civilization to Jane Campion Barry Lyndon-ish capturings through Greig Fraser's Vermeer-like photography.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:42 AM on Saturday, July 18, 2009
I'm told that the people in charge of steering Sony Classics' An Education into awards season and Oscar noms -- Best Picture, Carey Mulligan for Best Actress, Nick Hornby for Best Original Screenplay, Alfred Molina for Best Supporting Actor, etc. -- are concerned about the film peaking too early. I get that. It should all be turned down for the remainder of July and the entirety of August -- for the next six weeks or so.
I've also been told, by the way, that a smattering of journalists who've seen it are going "okay, not bad but meh." The snobs, it sounds...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:14 AM on Saturday, July 18, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:06 AM on Saturday, July 18, 2009
Marc Weber's (500) Days of Summer isn't so much about a relationship that can't work as much as one that the guy (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is unable to recognize as such. So lost in the idea of perfect love that he can't see or think straight, he's incapable of stepping back and regarding the object of his longing and affection (Zooey Deschanel) with even a faint degree of dispassion or clear-headedness.

This is frustrating because it's obvious -- glaringly obvious -- that Deschanel's Summer is a lady any self-respecting guy would take with a grain of...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:05 AM on Saturday, July 18, 2009
We all know who "they" were back in 1956 when Kevin McCarthy shouted his hysterical warnings. If you were asked to point to a particular cultural group or force in the world of 2009, who would "they" be right now? Or does the metaphor even apply these days?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:34 AM on Saturday, July 18, 2009
Everybody needs something. Posted on 7.9.09, just saw it for the first time. It mostly works -- a clean, fresh idea/story. Written & performed by Kres Mersky, directed by Theodore Gersten. I would have very slightly toned down Mersky's performance as she's clearly "acting" -- she wants/needs the audience to take a certain emotional journey, etc., but the piece would have been stronger if she'd just told the story straight without concern as to whether her telling is sufficiently engaging.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:40 AM on Saturday, July 18, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
"A dentist's son who began his career as a radio announcer in Kansas City, Mo., Walter Cronkite wasn't glossily good-looking in the starched, blow-dried way of so many of his successors; if anything, he was closer to homely than handsome. But behind a crisp speaking style, he had a natural, unaffected demeanor that made him more inviting than other television reporters.
"When he took over from Douglas Edwards in 1962, Mr. Cronkite would announce the day's events, and then, as anchors do now, turn to correspondents in the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:28 PM on Friday, July 17, 2009
If you see this look on the face of a woman you're seeing, the relationship is as good as dead. And there's not a damn thing you can do about it except pack your bags. I know it well. It's the look of a lady who hasn't yet said "we need to talk" but is definitely working her way up to that. Except there's no need. You're history and that's that.

Guys don't use this look because they don't tend to call things off (although sometimes they do). They just keep nodding and smiling as they try...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:21 PM on Friday, July 17, 2009
"An Evening with Judd Apatow" has been scheduled for next Wednesday, 7.22, by the Museum of the Moving Image. Florence Gould Hall, 55 East 59th Street at 7 pm. A screening of Funny People will follow. Apatow will discuss his career in a conversation with clips moderated by chief curator David Schwartz.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:49 PM on Friday, July 17, 2009
The man is a conservative snapping turtle. It's partly what he says on the show but also that repulsive-looking 1955 flat-top haircut. I wrote months ago that he's like some kind of snorting hot-breathed wildebeest -- an animal. I love the part when he screams so loudly that his voice goes into falsetto mode.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:39 PM on Friday, July 17, 2009
Robert Rodriguez will he doing the old film-buffy genre-wallow later this month when he begins shooting Machete, a feature inspired by a mock Grindhouse trailer. The film will star Danny Trejo (Heat) and will reportedly use Austin locations. It's being reported that Robert DeNiro, Jonah Hill and Michelle Rodriguez might be cast, but that sounds a little dicey. Steven Seagal and Lindsay Lohan could also be involved. What was it about the failure of Grindhouse that Rodriguez didn't understand? Genre spoofs are only for film snobs.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:53 AM on Friday, July 17, 2009
The witty David Rasche (Sledgehammer!) talking to a couple of grinning ABC news guys about the real-life political parallels in Armando Iannucci's In The Loop. (I hate sites that don't offer easy-to-grab embed codes.) "Trust me -- I know what I'm doing."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:46 AM on Friday, July 17, 2009
During her Supreme Court confirmation hearings, Judge Sonia Sotomayor "took refuge in the impenetrable language of the law, and in what seemed (and this is becoming a regular strategy in politics) to be the deliberate jumbling of syntax, so people at home won't be able to follow what is being said," Wall Street Journal columnist Peggy Noonan wrote today.
"To be clear and succinct is to look for trouble. Better to produce a mist and miasma of jumbly words, and sentences that do not hold. You're talking, so you'll seem alive -- in fact people using the syntax dodge are often...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:34 AM on Friday, July 17, 2009
I don't mean to make light of Mischa Barton's sad situation, but what do you have to do or say to persuade the authorities that you're a "5150" and need to be placed under involuntary psychiatric hold? Someone's misery is not a joke and I'm not looking for laughs, but I know that all my life I've held onto a single concept of what it means to totally lose it and be seen as someone who needs a straightjacket. And it comes from a specific movie. And it involves heavy traffic on a busy city street.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:13 AM on Friday, July 17, 2009
Summit's gradual Hurt Locker rollout is more or less patterned after the successful territory-by-territory, word-of-mouth-building expansions that resulted in big returns for Slumdog Millionaire and Gran Torino, reports Forbes' Laura Myers. She states that Kathy Bigelow's film "may become the year's independent breakout by combining early box-office success with critical acclaim."
But the proof will be in the chocolate pudding as the film expands to 93 siutations this weekend and then to 200 situations on 7.24. The key, of course, given the general laziness and scattered ADD mentalities out there, will be TV advertising. Word of mouth is well and...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:34 AM on Friday, July 17, 2009
In a N.Y. Times profile published today, David Carr writes that with the sale of Deadline Hollywood Daily to Mail.com, Nikki Finke "stands to make more than $5 million in the next eight years, and her deal could go as high as $10 million, according to one of the people involved in the deal who declined to be quoted citing the private nature of the negotiations." So much for the $14 million sale figure reported by The Wrap on 6.23.

I love the following passage at the end of Carr's piece, by the way:...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:11 AM on Friday, July 17, 2009
As with any subway map, you need to focus on the legend and proceed from there. Consider the partial images below and then click on the big version.


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:53 AM on Friday, July 17, 2009
Best wishes and favoring winds to Anne Thompson and her plan to base Thompson on Hollywood on Indiewire starting August 1st. Her deal with SnagFilms and IndieWire CEO Rick Allen, according to a Paid Content story (which links to a Sharon Waxman Wrap story), says she'll handle her own ads. She'll of course receive promotion and visibility through the Indiewire hookup. My understanding is that Thompson was looking hard at the Indiewire thing a couple of months ago.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:57 AM on Friday, July 17, 2009
The most uncompromised aspect of Nikki Finke's 7.16 post about Bonnie Fuller's hiring by Mail.com Media Corporation (MMC) to run HollywoodLife.com is -- of course, as ever -- the reader comments. I was particularly struck by the following comment posted at 10:53 pm last night by "Stacy," to wit:

"Egads...Bonnie Fuller? Queen of Tabloid Lies? That woman has zero conscience when it comes to lying about celebrities, making up stories based on the pictures, terrorizing her staff and making a mockery of the media's first amendment rights.
"Fuller is a cat with nine lives....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:53 AM on Friday, July 17, 2009
A fairly recent recording of an information/blistering critique line at the Diamond Cinema in Navan, Ireland -- roughly 50 kilometers northwest of Dublin. The Diamond guy who recorded this clearly has issues with the champagne bottle scene. That or he's a frustrated critic who needs his own film blog. Diamond phone #: 353.046.907.4755.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:27 AM on Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
My all-time favorite saloon shoot-out, hands down. Will someone please save this film from public domain hell and figure out a way to remaster it and make it look as sharp and rich as possible? Bartender: "Mister, you really killed him." Gunslinger: "Awww."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:37 PM on Thursday, July 16, 2009
The big bearded British guy in McCabe and Mrs. Miller -- the hired assassin who carried an elephant shotgun around and wore big boots and a huge sheepskin coat and a huge wide-brimmed hat, and who was shot in the forehead with a single-shot derringer by Warren Beatty at the very end -- has pushed off in real life. His name was Hugh Millais, and he was 79 years old. He was about 40 when he made McCabe.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:26 PM on Thursday, July 16, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:18 PM on Thursday, July 16, 2009
Here's an appreciation of Nicholas Ray's In a Lonely Place, which will play at Manhattan's Film Forum from Friday, 7.17, to Thursday, 7.23. Editing by Matt Zoller Seitz, words and narration by Kim Morgan, adapted from a Sunset Gun post. Here's Michael Joshua Rowin's L Mag review. The last DVD version (released in '03) delivered a severe grainstorm -- here's hoping the situation has changed.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:58 PM on Thursday, July 16, 2009
If this 7.16 N.Y. Times story isn't a Michael Mann film, I'll eat my Elph digital camera. Mann can save himself by pouncing on this one right away. If I were him I'd be all over it like a spider. I'd have a screenwriter hired and working on it as we speak.
"Last weekend, the arrest of a senior figure in a Mexican drug cartel known as La Familia led to a wave of coordinated attacks by the cartel against federal police posts and one military base, killing three federal officers and two soldiers," N.Y. Times reporter Robert Mackey wrote today.
...Read Moreposted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:49 PM on Thursday, July 16, 2009
One of the many things that make Cary Grant feel angry and humiliated in Bringing Up Baby is Katherine Hepburn's decision to refer to him as "Mr. Bone." I thought of this because poor Jennifer Aniston must feel angry and humiliated by the tabloid media's characterizing her as "Mrs. Bone" -- i.e., a woman who rarely if ever sleeps alone, and who never seems to settle.
The best acting she ever did was in The Breakup, but after that, what? I don''t like submitting to tabloid chatter as topics of mosquito conversation in my head, but when I think of Aniston I...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:02 PM on Thursday, July 16, 2009
Being a fan of Jess Weixler's performance in Alexander The Last, I contacted Rod Lurie and urged him to consider casting her in the Susan George role in his Straw Dogs remake. He took my advice and sat down with her, but finally decided to go with Kate Bosworth.
Lurie has written the Straw Dogs script and will begin directing it in rural Mississippi in August. He told me a while ago that he did a lot of research on the original Sam Peckinpah version, including reading old yellowed drafts of the script and asking Dustin Hoffman for advice about...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:57 AM on Thursday, July 16, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:48 AM on Thursday, July 16, 2009
I need to say one thing about yesterday's Natasha VC Gawker piece about supposed directorial paycheck movies having "ruined" or seriously compromised the reps of David Fincher, Curtis Hanson, Jonathan Demme, Ang Lee and Steven Soderbergh.
As lame and ill-informed as the article is, it at least starts out with a fair and accurate assessment of the motives of certain directors at certain stages in their lives, which is that sometimes they direct certain films because they need to bolster the bank account.
Shocking as this may sound to the likes of David Poland and Karina Longworth, it's...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:43 AM on Thursday, July 16, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:35 AM on Thursday, July 16, 2009
I saw The Cove last night at a special celebrity-attended screening, and I'm now officially and emotionally among the ranks of the persuaded and the blown-away. It's easily one of the best films I've seen this year, and without question my choice for the best documentary of 2009 so far. It's this year's Man on Wire -- almost certain to keep playing and gathering steam all through the year and into Oscar season.
You don't come out of The Cove simply saying "really good movie!" (although...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:21 AM on Thursday, July 16, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
This looks like the same Nine trailer that the Weinstein Co. showed journalists in Cannes last May, but I could be mistaken.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:46 PM on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
FilmBuff, a video-on-demand channel for connoisseurs of high-quality, indie-level cinema as well as classics from all studios and realms, began to appear today on a couple of dozen cable systems, including Verizon's FiOS and Charter. Cinetic Rights Management's John Sloss and Matt Dentler, who told me about their new operation earlier today, said FilmBuff would be available on all the cable systems within two months time (i.e., by mid September).

Half of the films shown will be brand-new, unseen features or newish features that haven't received the theatrical exposure their backers or fans felt was appropriate...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:50 PM on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
It sure is wonderful news that Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince made close to $20 million last night. Friends in high states of excitation have been calling for the last hour or so. We're all getting together this evening to celebrate over drinks.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:37 AM on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
An HE reader wrote this morning that he's just "finished the script for Jason Reitman's Up In The Air, the George Clooney vehicle. It's a hell of a piece. Clooney should kill in the role. The style is very reminiscent of Thank You For Smoking."
I've just realized I've had a copy of this script in my script folder for months and I haven't even skimmed it. Lazy ass. I'm presuming DreamWorks will open it sometime this fall and that it may show up at the Toronto Film Festival. But there's no specific projected release date that I can find.
The IMDB plot...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:08 AM on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Carey Mulligan's "this is what I really think and feel and want" scene with Emma Thompson (starting at 3:22) will, trust me, be used again and again in video pieces about Mulligan's work in An Education, starting in September. For obvious reasons. Update: The YouTube clip I found and posted earlier this morning had to be taken down. But I'm keeping the item up for the comments.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:54 AM on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:46 AM on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
The greatest sensual pleasure to be had from coffee beans is putting your nose into a bag of freshly ground beans and having an aroma orgasm meltdown. Nothing else in the coffee world approaches that. Because every time you get high from that great aroma you think "Aahh, what a great cup of coffee will come from this!" And of course, the coffee never tastes as good as the aroma promises. No matter how well prepared, the sip always falls short.
Ground coffee-bean aroma is right up there in the top-ten pantheon, which also includes (a) the smell of burning leaves on an...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:51 AM on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Here's President Obama doing ten minutes of play-by-play commentary with Chicago White Sox announcers Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. "I don't hate the Cubs. I just don't root for them, that's all."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:43 AM on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
One of David Carradine's final performances was in a just-released piece of exploitation crap called Break. Look at the idiots standing around in the scene shown below. Where do they find people with such neutered expressions? I can feel Carradine's pain as I watch it. A strong and steadfast actor dies but once, but actors who perform in films like Break suffer repeated smotherings of the soul.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:31 AM on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
I'm as much of a fan of this kind of photo as the next guy, but it seems as if Scarlet Johansson has stopped acting for a reason. Maybe she's figuring "what's the point?" She needs to get back into it again, only this time appear in some good films. Because I don't know or care what Mango is.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:00 PM on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
An Education's Carey Mulligan playing verbal table tennis with the charmingly rat-a-tat-tat David Poland. That's my girl you're messing with, pal! Kidding.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:46 PM on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
I believe none of what I hear and only half of what I see, but a Sydney reader named Warren wrote a few minutes ago saying "you may be interested to know that Steven Soderbergh is directing a play for Cate Blanchett's Sydney Theatre Company here in December this year. Maybe that's where he sees his future." "Mystery project" alluded to and half-assedly confirmed by the website.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:30 PM on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Jacket art for the forthcoming North by Northwest Blu-ray, expected sometime in November in the U.S. and U.K. Posted yesterday by www.blu-ray.com. Cary Grant isn't running with any particular conviction. He could have just come in from a rainstorm and is running through an apartment building lobby and trying not to slip. Poor-ass choice on someone's part.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:20 PM on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Vanity Fair's Julian Sancton has compiled a list of critics who've used the term "fish in a barrel" in their critiques of Bruno.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:46 AM on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
The Toronto Film Festival has announced four gala presentations and eighteen special presentations that will play from 9.10 to 9.19. I've been unofficially told that An Education is going to Toronto but it's not on this particular list -- no biggie. But where's Nowhere Boy? That one has to go to Toronto. Harvey wouldn't dare not bring it...would he?

Here's a partial rundown and some gut reactions:
Get Low (d: Aaron Schneider). Robert Duvall, Bill Murray, Sissy Spacek, Lucas Black. Fringe-y 1930s rural period drama. Gut reaction:...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:09 AM on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
I've been listening to Judge Sonia Sotormayor's testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee. She's basically okay -- prudent, fair-minded, intelligent. Not anyone's idea of a dazzling intellect but her heart's in the right place and confirmation is a lock. But people who use the word "absolutely" as a way of trying to convey emphatic resolve and agreement are a problem to me. I think it's a term that less-than-fully-honest people use to snow others with. Not maliciously but as a mild sidestep move.
When I hear "absolutely" my eyes narrow involuntarily and I start to pull back a bit. People in sales use...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:38 AM on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Steven Soderbergh, clearly in a dispirited post-Moneyball mood, has told the Guardian's Henry Barnes that he's feeling marginalized and roughed up and may be looking at a diminished future. "In terms of my career, I can see the end of it," he says. "I've had that sensation for a few years now. And so I've got a list of stuff that I want to do -- that I hope I can do -- and once that's all finished I may just disappear.

"I'm looking at the landscape and I'm thinking, 'Hmmm, I don't know....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:38 AM on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
An interesting group attended last night's In The Loop premiere at the IFC Center. Hangover star Zach Galifianakis was there (and giving me what felt like a bit of a dirty look as the theatre emptied out). Three or four Sopranos guys (Paulie Walnuts, Artie Bucco, Big Pussy, Furio) came at the invitation of Loop costar James Gandolfini. Famke Janseen (Nip/Tuck, Taken, "Jean Grey" in X-Men) was there; ditto Tom Arnold. Several great-looking women with legs to die for were waltzing around the after-party. Plus the usual assortment of journalists (myself and Jett among them).

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:38 AM on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
The gradual left-to-right degradation of the cellar wall opposite the bathrooms in the basement level of the IFC Center (i.e., the way it goes from a faux natural jagged-brick texture to a smoothed-over Mexican restaurant look) reminds me of a bit Lenny Bruce delivered toward the end of John Magnuson's Lenny Bruce Performance Film ('65). "This is a real classy wall...looks good, good, decent...and here's where the brother-in-law took over. 'People don't know quality, they'll settle for shit, let's give 'em shit.'"
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:37 AM on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
The only thing that concerns me about Neill Blomkamp's District 9 (Sony, 8.14), which is about insect-like aliens being imprisoned and ghettoized and treated worse than Darfur refugees, is Blomkamp's visual effects background. This tells me the film will mainly please fanboys and leave people like me wanting more. But maybe not.
I'm also concerned with the dreaded Peter Jackson having produced and the Jackson-allied screenwriter Phillipa Boyens having a co-producer credit. This means that the over-emphatic Jackson stamp -- grandiose and hammering visuals without a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:58 AM on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
This is three or four days old, but anyone who saw/liked/was aroused by Michael Moore's Sicko absolutely needs to watch this scalding Bill Moyers Journal interview with Wendell Potter, former vp corporate communications for CIGNA and current health-care activist with the Center for Media and Democracy. Part #1 is below; here's part #2.
Bill Moyers: So what did you think when you saw that film?
Wendell Potter: I thought that he hit the nail on the head with his movie....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:38 AM on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
I love the lead sentence in Stu Van Airsdale's 7.13 Movieline piece about Zooey Deschanel, to wit: "[She] has long been something of an emo-dork wet dream for more than just her striking features, lilting voice and commanding screen presence." Feeling no kinship with emo types or dorks, I've never felt the slightest anything for Deschanel. She's just...whatever. I can roll or not roll with her, but in no way does she push the buzzer.

That said (and as I said on 6.20), 500 Days of Summer "may be, in fact, be the most...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:32 PM on Monday, July 13, 2009
The official Sony Classics one-sheet for Lone Scherfig's An Education debuted today on Movie City News. What does it "say"? Period, obviously. A certain poise, a touch of class. But not necessarily an older guy-younger lassy relationship. (Peter Sarsgaard has been Photoshopped to look 26 or so, and Carey Mulligan could be 22 or 23.) What it doesn't say -- and what it should say, I feel -- is "a mid '60s John Schlesinger film." In sum, it feels a shade too cautious. But what do I know?

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:12 PM on Monday, July 13, 2009


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:55 AM on Monday, July 13, 2009
I've only just decided to hit San Diego Comic-Con next week due to an opportunity that was recently presented to me (by Brazilian journalist and HE pally Pablo Villaca) to participate in a forthcoming InFilm tour/seminar. So yesterday I wrote ComicCon's press guy Christopher Jansen, and seconds later I got a form letter saying that press registration Comic-Con 2009 is closed, and that there will be no onsite registration. It also said "due to the high volume of emails it may take several days before I can get back to you."

So this is...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:19 AM on Monday, July 13, 2009
HE reader Ray Ciscon has passed along an article on a US Army-related website in which The Hurt Locker is discussed. Some commenters voice relatively minor realism and credibility issues with the portrayal of U.S. soldiers (particularly Sgt. James) in the film. A persistent theme throughout the article is that a good percentage enjoyed it and would in fact recommend it to others.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:05 AM on Monday, July 13, 2009
In a just-posted discussion with Ain't It Cool's Mr. Beaks, Kick-Ass director Matthew Vaughn has shared an observation about Aaron Johnson's performance as John Lennon in Nowhere Boy, which Vaughn has seen.
Kristin Scott Thomas as Aunt Mimi and Aaron Johnson as John Lennon in Nowhere Boy.Vaughn: I nearly postponed the movie for a year because I couldn't find Dave Lizewski [the lead character in Kick-Ass]. I just couldn't find Kick-Ass. It was a Friday morning, and I said to the guys, 'We're going back to London tonight, and we're postponing the movie...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:48 AM on Monday, July 13, 2009
"I'm trying to think of another American comedy that has this kind of vigor and springy step," I said this morning during a breakfast interview with In The Loop director Armando Iannucci. "The overwhelming majority of American comedies are geared for guys like Turtle on Entourage, and they don't have a fraction of the mental alertness, that special Preston Sturges-like quality, that In The Loop has."

I...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:36 AM on Monday, July 13, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
"Simply put, Criterion's Blu-ray of Roman Polanski's Repulsion outperforms every other release I have seen. Contrast is excellent, clarity very impressive and detail simply fantastic. The color-scheme is also superb - blacks are deep and lush while whites are gentle and natural looking. Additionally, this is a pure, unfiltered print with plenty of healthy grain." Plenty? Healthy? "To sum it all up, Criterion's Blu-ray release is nothing short of a revelation." -- from Svet Atanasov's 7.10 review on Blu-ray.com.

Here's Gary Tooze's review and version comparisons on DVD Beaver.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:52 PM on Sunday, July 12, 2009
Amazon UK has a PAL version of Warner Home Video's North by Northwest Bluray being released on 11.16.09.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:48 PM on Sunday, July 12, 2009


posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:06 PM on Sunday, July 12, 2009
The Towering Inferno was entertaining crap when it opened 35 years ago, and the exact same deal applies now that it's on Blu-ray. But Paul Newman and Steve McQueen are honorable and oak-solid in their starring roles. This is impressive given the fact that neither actor has a real part to play -- they were just paid to show up and go through the Irwin Allen paces. They knew it then and we know it now, but they deliver the goods anyway. That's professionalism and star power.
...Read Moreposted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:32 PM on Sunday, July 12, 2009
"The Palinist 'real America' is demographically doomed to keep shrinking," notes N.Y. Times columnist Frank Rich. " But the emotion it represents is disproportionately powerful for its numbers. It's an anger that Sarah Palin enjoyed stoking during her 'palling around with terrorists' crusade against Obama on the campaign trail. It's an anger that's curdled into self-martyrdom since Inauguration Day.

"These are the cries of a constituency that feels disenfranchised -- by the powerful and the well-educated who gamed the housing bubble, by a news media it keeps being told is hateful, by the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:09 AM on Sunday, July 12, 2009
Last night some friends and I sat down with the recently-released DVD of Lonely Are the Brave. I haven't seen it since '96 but it really and truly works. Still. It's an honest, well constructed, beautifully shot (in ravishing black-and-white Scope), deeply sad film with small servings of comic absurdism on the part of the secondary lawmen characters (i.e., not Walter Matthau's but everyone else).
Lonely Are The Brave is probably Kirk Douglas's finest film, and his performance as the sentimental but obstinate Jack Burns is...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:38 AM on Sunday, July 12, 2009
Deadline Hollywood Daily's Nikki Finke ran a boxoffice update yesterday that said Bruno, which enjoyed a strong $14.2 million Friday kickoff, experienced a devastating 37% Friday-to-Saturday dropoff, resulting in a dispiriting $9 million Saturday haul.
So instead of Bruno earning a potential $40 million or so (which would be indicated by Friday's earnings, no?) the comedy will finish this evening with about $30 million (a per-screen average of $10,881 in 2,757 situations). That's okay from a certain perspective but throw in Bruno's reported "C" rating from CinemaScore and you have two clear indications that Bruno has no future-- that it's...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:06 AM on Sunday, July 12, 2009
In Michael Powell's N.Y. Times profile of Andrew Sarris, it is noted that the legendary film critic has been entirely cut loose by the N.Y. Observer. Which wasn't supposed to happen. Life is hard and people lie. The solution, of course, is for Sarris to immediately switch to an online berth. As I wrote about his situation on 6.11, "All writers need to keep on chooglin' until they drop. There is no spoon and there is no retirement."

The initial reports on 6.10 and 6.11 were that diminishing revenues had forced Sarris's Observer editors...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:27 AM on Sunday, July 12, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
You can tell within seconds that John Huston's Moby Dick understands the look and culture of mid 19th Century New England, and that you're in the company of seasoned actors and a sturdy script. I've been a fool for this film for years, largely due to my love for Oswald Morris's desaturated half-color, half black-and-white scheme, achieved by the blending of a color and a monochrome negative in post.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:43 AM on Saturday, July 11, 2009
If you'd asked me a few years ago (sometime, say, between '01 and '03) if I thought Mary Louise Parker was a firecracker, I would've said, "Uhh, well...she's attractive but not really." MLP used to be a semi-struggling actress who did solid work in films like Fried Green Tomatoes and Angels In America, and on-stage in productions like Proof. Then she began starring in Weeds four years ago and now she's totally reinvented as smokin' material.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:21 AM on Saturday, July 11, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:13 AM on Saturday, July 11, 2009
If I gave a damn about comic-book superhero geek culture, which I very proudly don't, I'd be asking if the casting of Ryan Reynolds as the Green Lantern for Warner Bros. takes the wind out of the sails of the Deadpool movie he's also supposed to star in for 20th Century Fox.
If you add the minor fantasy figure of Captain Excellent, the blonde-haired spandex superhero Reynolds played in Paper Man, which opened the Los Angeles Film Festival about three weeks ago, that makes three super-stud roles for the guy. Has any name actor ever played even two separate...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:25 AM on Saturday, July 11, 2009
A friend sent me two links to two negative Hurt Locker reviews on Breitbart.com -- review #1 and review #2. "Right-wing guys have a problem with this film," I wrote back. "For whatever philosophical, physiological or emotional reason they can't seem to roll with it. Obviously off on their own beam and preaching to a select chorus."
"Agreed," he said. "But thought you might want to put it up on your site and let your readers give 'em what for. Sometimes it's informative to get opposing views. I would have thought the right-wingers would have rallied behind this film as an...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:54 AM on Saturday, July 11, 2009
The idea is to listen to the clip and name the film it's taken from without thinking about it. If you can't name it within 15 or 20 seconds, forget it.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:40 AM on Saturday, July 11, 2009
Before this morning I'd honest-to-God never heard of Tiptoes, a 2003 dwarf movie with Matthew McConaughey, Kate Beckinsale, Peter Dinklage and Gary Oldman. I love how the second-rate narrator calls Oldman's CG-enhanced acting "the performance of a lifetime." (Thanks to HE reader Mark Smith.)
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:50 AM on Saturday, July 11, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:12 PM on Friday, July 10, 2009
The primary impression you get from R.J. Cutler's doc, which I saw at last January's Sundance Film Festival, is that Vogue editor Anna Wintour isn't that much of a horror. It may be a gloss and she may have been performing, but that's what comes across.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:47 AM on Friday, July 10, 2009
Charles Eastman, one of the most admired and gifted screenwriters of the '60s and '70s, has died at age 79. Initially an L.A. playwright, Eastman became a script doctor in his mid 30s on The Americanization of Emily, The Cincinnati Kid and This Property Is Condemned. He later wrote two screenplays that were produced -- Little Fauss and Big Halsy and Second Hand Hearts -- and a third, The All-American Boy, that he himself directed. He also wrote Honeybear, I Think I Love You, a never-produced piece about a romantically obsessed young weirdo.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:07 AM on Friday, July 10, 2009
The third installment in Matt Zoller Seitz's series on Michael Mann is up at the Museum of the Moving Image site. Seitz also has a pair of IFC.com reviews of the vaguely similar Bruno and Humpday.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:50 AM on Friday, July 10, 2009
"I finally got to see An Education after all your raves about it and I'm absolutely head over heels in love with this film," Santa Barbara Film Festival director Roger Durling wrote a few minutes ago. "Ten minutes in I found myself in a state of movie nirvana that I hadn't felt in years. There's not a single false note, and all the performances are pitch perfect.

"Carey Mulligan, of course, is sublime and the leading contender at this point for Best Actress. Alfred Molina, Peter Sarsgaard, Olivia...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:29 AM on Friday, July 10, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:57 AM on Friday, July 10, 2009
Big frowns on N.Y. Post critic Kyle Smith for giving a one-star review to the extremely ingratiating and perfectly acted Humpday -- far and away a better film that Bruno or anything else opening this weekend. Humpday currently has an 88% positive rating from Rotten Tomatoes and a 74% positive from Metacritc.
The only other major critic in Smith's corner is the Hollywood Reporter's Kirk Honeycutt, whom Humpday's Mark Duplass and Josh Leonard refer to in this 7.6 Movieline chat with Kyle Buchanan:
Duplass: To me, [the response to Humpday] was pretty similar to the way that The...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:49 AM on Friday, July 10, 2009
"[Michael] Jackson's body is still missing his brain, which coroners are temporarily keeping for testing." -- from a 7.10 N.Y. Post story about the temporary parking of Jackson's coffin in Berry Gordy's Forest Lawn crypt.
Jackson's brain, Donovan's Brain with Lew Ayres, The Man With Two Brains, the brain of Dr. Hans Delbar in Young Frankenstein. I feel an idea coming on. A struggling Broadway musical performer in his mid 20s comes to Vegas to find work. During a visit with an L.A. friend he's hit by an SUV on the Hollywood freeway. He's taken to USC and declared brain-dead. A...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:19 AM on Friday, July 10, 2009
Three days ago visual effects guy David Berry posted a home movie reel shot during the construction and second-unit filming of Star Wars models (i.e., Millenium Falcon, Empire fighters) inside a San Fernando Valley warehouse in '76. John Dykstra Richard Edlund, Joe Johnston, etc. (Did I see Harrison Ellenshaw?) A guy named Jeff Wells was part of the Star Wars digital effects team; he's still at it today.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:32 AM on Friday, July 10, 2009
Jodie Foster's decision to cast Mel Gibson in the lead role in The Beaver -- a quirky, Napoleon Dynamite-ish dramedy about a gloomy, verging-on-suicidal middle-aged guy who finds rejuvenation when he adds a second personality in the form of a beaver hand-puppet -- is inspired. I'm saying this because Gibson's behavior in recent years has persuaded me that (a) he's a bit of a loon and (b) is therefore in some ways a kind of real-life incarnation of the "Walter" character in Kyle Killen's script, which I read last year.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:36 AM on Friday, July 10, 2009
A re-booted Madame Tussaud's of Hollywood will debut on August 1st. A press preview/walk-through happened a month ago. I'm more than a little impressed with the Bruce Willis figure; ditto the Jamie Foxx. The two most life-like figures in the NYC venue are the Whoopi Goldberg and Morgan Freeman. Other figures, however, are terrible. They look like celebrity look-alike models -- almost but no cigar.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:28 AM on Friday, July 10, 2009
My Bruno review ran 11 days ago. Here are excerpts in recognition of opening day:
(1) "I don't want to sound overly negative here. I did laugh several times during Bruno. I came out in a relatively okay mood, wasn't pissed off. But a feeling that it didn't really make it began to grow in the days that followed. I tried writing yesterday about Bruno but the review wouldn't come, probably because I was torn between laughing and chortling at times and also realizing that the film has hostility and believability problems."
(2) "The Bruno problem for me is that (a)...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:54 AM on Friday, July 10, 2009
Ten years and 17 days ago I wrote a nice little piece for my Mr. Showbiz column about the nutritious upside of faintly boring movies. I'm asking if anyone thinks it applies in the present and if so, concerning which 2009 films? Here it is:

Anyone interested in higher-quality films these days knows the truth of it. Some of the better ones are unique, special, X-factor -- Go, The Matrix, Election, Rushmore, There's Something About Mary, Run Lola Run, Saving Private Ryan, etc. The rest of the quality movies flirt with being boring from time to...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:26 AM on Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
"I'm afraid that Bruno feels hopelessly complicit in the prejudices that it presumes to deride," writes New Yorker critic Anthony Lane. "You can't honestly defend your principled lampooning of homophobia when nine out of every ten images that you project onscreen comply with the most threadbare cartoons of gay behavior. A schoolboy who watches a pirated DVD of this film will look at the prancing Austrian and find more, not fewer, reasons to beat up the kid on the playground who doesn't like girls.

"There is, on the evidence of this movie, no such thing...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:38 PM on Thursday, July 9, 2009
There are three obvious questions about Let The Right One In director Tomas Alfredson intending to direct a feature adaptation of John Le Carre's Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy -- why, how and who?
Why remake the perfectly satisfying 1979 BBC miniseries based on Le Carre's 1974 novel? How could the story be satisfactorily compressed down to a typical feature length of 110 or 120 minutes, given that the original series ran 290 minutes? And who under the age of 45 would be interested in seeing it?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:29 PM on Thursday, July 9, 2009
Bruno's Sacha Baron Cohen "has been accused of indulging in gay minstrelsy," writes Dennis Lim in a recently-up pro-Bruno Slate piece. "Oh, It's true that he does not 'play gay' in the respectably stoic, square-jawed manner of Tom Hanks and Heath Ledger. But Bruno is less a character than a button-pushing social experiment in locating the tipping point of tolerance: How much can he get away with? What does it take to unleash the inner bigot?
"For his merciless ambushes to work, Bruno needs to be...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:54 PM on Thursday, July 9, 2009
There's something about Emma Watson's accent that's just...I don't know, perfect. It sorta does something to me. And last night's deadpan delivery of "I hate it" wasn't half bad. She should consider playing an adult one of these days. "Hey Paul...the kid just gunned me!" "Put that in your little liberal arts program." "I don't know what happened."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:27 PM on Thursday, July 9, 2009
We all need to at least half-salute the people who cut the trailer for I Love You, Beth Cooper (20th Century Fox, 7.10) because (a) they make it seem like a grotesquely unfunny, off-the-charts high-school relationship farce and (b) to judge from the reviews so far the movie pretty much is that, so in a way they're doing people a favor by not concealing anything. They're saying, "Do you like comedies that are aimed at dumb beasts ? Do you want to be tortured? Do you want to experience the sensation of life itself draining out of you? Then you definitely...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:31 PM on Thursday, July 9, 2009
I don't know about all the blisters and leprosy-bubbles in Park Chan-wook's Thirst (Focus Features, 7.31), which I saw last night, but I know about Kim Ok-bin, who plays the lead. In my opinion she's the true star of the film -- the reason you need to see it. She actually is the star in that this Korean-made vampire film is based on Emile Zola 's Therese Raquin, with Ok-bin playing the Therese role.
In my head I've begun calling her the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:41 AM on Thursday, July 9, 2009
The Hurt Locker "is a great film, an intelligent film, a film shot clearly so that we know exactly who everybody is and where they are and what they're doing and why," says Roger Ebert in a 7.8. review. "The camera work is at the service of the story. [Director] Kathryn Bigelow knows, unlike the pathetic Michael Bay, that you can't build suspense with shots lasting one or two seconds.
"Frankly, I wonder if a lot of Transformer lovers would even be able to take Bigelow's film. They may not be accustomed to powerful films that pound on their imaginations instead of...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:33 AM on Thursday, July 9, 2009
In his 7.8 Hurt Locker review, Roger Ebert writes that Jeremy Renner's Sgt. James -- a Zen master at defusing IEDs -- is who he is because of the following core beliefs: (1) bombs need to be defused; (2) nobody does it better than James; (3) he knows exactly how good he is, and (4) when he's at work, an intensity of focus and exhilaration consumes him, and he's in that heedless zone when an artist loses track of self and time."
Bingo! There are dozens of columnists out there who can out-Sgt. James me with one tied behind their back, but...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:43 AM on Thursday, July 9, 2009
The essence of right-wing conservatism is an opportunistic social Darwinism. All righties believe, to quote an old barstool homily, that "the world is for the few." It follows in their philosophy that capitalism -- God's chosen economic system -- is hallowed and sacrosanct because it allows for society's hungriest go-getters (i.e., the brightest entrepeneurs and most aggressive ladder-climbers) to live rich and abundant lives -- to profit handsomely from the fruit of their talent, vision, inititative and opportunism.
This, many righties believe, is the natural order of things, which is why many of them (certainly the political righties) profess an affinity with...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:28 AM on Thursday, July 9, 2009
Capitalism: A Love Story -- the just-announced title of Michael Moore's global financial meltdown doc -- works for me. It's a little beside-the-point, a little bit of a "come again?"...but it's fine. I mean, why squawk about it? Why be a contrarian by suggesting that a more accurate (and arguably catchier title ) for Moore's film would be Reagan: A Love Story?

The crisis that kicked in last fall and which will, in all likelihood, submerge this country in a Japanese-styled recession slumber for many years to come, is not, of course, a creation of capitalism per...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:05 AM on Thursday, July 9, 2009
In a 6.13.09 posting called "Barnyard" I described a confrontation with an obnoxious popcorn muncher at Loews' Lincoln Square during a first-anywhere showing of the trailer for Michael Moore's financial-meltdown doc (the title of which, Capitalism: A Love Story, has just been announced). This morning I found video footage on Moore's site of crowd reactions to this very same first-anywhere viewing -- including brief footage of myself and this guy. It begins around the 19-second mark and goes until 23 or 24.
You can see a blurry image of yours truly (wearing a white shirt) standing along...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:41 AM on Thursday, July 9, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:54 PM on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:42 PM on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
With 2009 having just passed the six-month mark, here are HE's Standouts of the Year in order of preference. Let's restrict it to the Best and Worst features (foreign included), Best Docs, Most Over-Rated, ranks of the Decent and Entirely Decent, and the Most Underwhelming and Over-Rated. Let's put aside the best performances for now. I'm doing this in haste so any and all additions or scoldings are welcome.

Best-So-Far Features of the Year (in order of preference): The Hurt Locker, An Education (Sundance '09, opening in fall), In The Loop, Humpday, Public Enemies, Up, Sin Nombre,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:59 AM on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Those opening eight minutes from The Hurt Locker were legitimately posted on Hulu today. The clip was apparently stolen out of Hulu's server and immediately posted by Trailer Addict two or three days ago. I said at the time that offering the clip was an astute marketing move by Summit. The reason is that people don't trust trailers. Or rather they trust them only so far. A straight eight-minute segment from a film has no "slick sell" or bullshit in it. It is what it is, it gives you an honest taste. Marketers should sell other films this...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:23 AM on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Criterion has done a brilliant job of obscuring the fact their just-released Last Year at Marienbad release is a Bluray as well as a standard definition DVD. To me, at least. I was inspecting the new Bluray releases in Kim's last night and didn't even see Marienbad in this section. (Although the SD version was easy to spot.) If it was there my eyes glazed over. Credit goes to Criterion's played-down, round-blue-sticker strategy of packaging their Blurays in jackets that reflect Criterion's Peter Greenaway-ish marketing mentality.

The CC folks are clearly open to...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:07 AM on Wednesday, July 8, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:58 AM on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Brief descriptions of the 10 Greatest Sci-Fi Films Never Made -- Vincent Ward's Alien 3, Wolfgang Petersen, Andrew Kevin Walker and JJ Abrams' Superman vs. Batman, Steven Spielberg's Night Skies, Edgar Rice Burroughs' John Carter of Mars, Phil Kaufman's Star Trek: Planet of the Titans, Arthur C. Clarke's Childhood's End, Alfred Bester's The Stars My Destination, Alejandro Jodorowsky's Dune, Ridley Scott's I Am Legend and The Outer Limits -- comprise a forthcoming (7.15) Times Online article.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:22 AM on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
A vivid and well-written Woodstock recollection from Martin Scorsese, excerpted from a foreword to Mike Evans and Paul Kingsbury's "Woodstock: Three Days That Rocked the World," appeared in last Sunday's Times Online. "I was to be one of the Woodstock film's editors," Scorsese writes. But he doesn't mention what I was told a few weeks ago by Woodstock director Michael Wadleigh, which is that Scorsese was let go from the editing team when the operation moved from New York to Los Angeles.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:38 AM on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
"Todd and me are in our cool fishing bibs. Piper's helping out on the boat. It's an amazing day that shows how our Creator favored my beloved Alaska, gatekeeper of the continent, and makes a great shot for all the network reporters up here to milk. This progresses me away from my image as some kind of flaky 'rogue diva' and back to my image as a tough huntin' and fishin' gal.
"But Andrea Mitchell makes such a darn big deal about how I'm quitting in the middle...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:08 AM on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
As I walked last night along West 3rd Street (on the southern end of Washington Square) I walked by a young woman wearing a "McCain for President" T-shirt. A blonde, of course, with a Lynn Cheney cut. Maybe 20 or 21, walking her dog, buying an ice-cream cone. "Hey Jett...a Republican," I whispered to my son, gesturing discreetly. This town is full of eccentrics and that's what I love about it, but to walk through the West Village proclaiming your allegiance to John McCain...?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:57 AM on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
"All right, sure. I wasn't expecting the moment with the little girl. Nobody was. And it got me, okay? I'm human like anyone else and it got me. But it's over now, see? Let it go. Some of us didn't like some of what we saw and heard, and enough is enough."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:23 PM on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Would you spring for a Bluray of a 1951 British black-and-white film that was professionally produced but never intended to be a Gregg Toland-level visual masterpiece? I'm planning to in this instance. Brian Desmond Hurst's A Christmas Carol, the only version worth owning or watching, has never looked all that radiant, although the most recent standard DVD was fairly decent. A "new state-of-the-art high-def film transfer from the original 35mm negatives" is promised with "digitally restored picture and sound."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:52 PM on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
"Close call here. They ended 'We are the World' before I could jimmy open my gun closet and blow my brains out." -- Twitter message from N.Y. Times media columnist David Carr, a.k.a., 'the Bagger." Update: Carr's Tweet was actually a re-Tweet -- he was passing along an original thought from one Roland Hedley.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:58 PM on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:21 PM on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
I missed Robert Siegel's Big Fan when it played Sundance '09 and haven't seen it since. It'll screen here next week, I gather. First Independent Pictures will start a gradual indie rollout in NYC on August 28.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:38 AM on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
A.O. Scott's inspired video essays always look smallish and slightly degraded on the Times site, but they look significantly improved at a width of 560 pixels on YouTube. (Just search with "NY Times critics' picks A.O. Scott".) This essay on John Ford's Fort Apache is one of the better ones, particularly for the parallels Scott raises between Ford's U.S.cavalry vs. native Americans conflict and current U.S. military adventures in Iraq and Afghanistan.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:16 AM on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
At the currently-rolling Michael Jackson tribute, Stevie Wonder recently said the following: "I know we all feel that we needed Michael with us, but God must have felt that he needed him a lot more." Oh, surely. And a tearful Brooke Shields has just spoken of the Little Prince whom "we need to look up" to now that he's sitting on high. The denial is pathetic and it's all so Vegas. But I'd be concealing if I didn't admit that some of the tributes have moved me. Some, not all.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:53 AM on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
I attended a Barnes and Noble discussion early last evening with Night of the Gun author David Carr (a.k.a., "the Bagger") and Beautiful Struggle author Ta-Nehisi Coates.

Here's an mp4 (or rather, what used to be an mp4 before YouTube's processor turned it into video ghoulash) of Carr reading a passage from his book about his father -- a blunt, blustery, tough-love type.
...Read Moreposted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:39 AM on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
I was wrong. The malware that is causing the misdirection of Google searches to wacky-junk sites continues unabated. On Firefox, I mean. But not on Flock or Windows Safari. So that's the last straw, I'm afraid, for Firefox. It's been my default browser since '05 but no longer. I'm feeling twinges of sentimental regret but that'll pass.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:44 AM on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
On the day of the big Michael Jackson memorial at the Staples Center (along with the private service at Forest Lawn), my sincere thanks to Tony Martin, editor of the Melbourne-based Scrivener's Fancy, for re-running "Jackson Virus" plus a flattering intro.

"The public funeral for Jackson at LA's Staples Center on Tuesday July 7," I wrote, "is going to be a huge Diane Arbus event, like nothing ever seen or imagined. A Multitude of Grotesques." Meaning that today will be, in effect, if you want to look at it that way, a...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:51 AM on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:39 PM on Monday, July 6, 2009
"I got quite a shock yesterday," Mad About Movies author Shawn Levy wrote early this morning. "Browsing the movie pages in the Sunday Oregonian, I saw an ad for Francis Coppola's Tetro and thought, 'This is opening on Friday [and] we haven't seen it yet?' And then I noticed the phrase "now playing" in the ad and I felt a little sick. The film had opened? And we had missed it?
"I checked Friday's A&E and found a 'now playing' ad for the film, and then i went online and checked the showtimes for the theater in question (the Fox Tower, FYI)...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:33 PM on Monday, July 6, 2009
"I would really like us all to have a meeting about this so we can discuss and generate more ideas for the third weekend EVENT. Maybe we can have Optimus Prime host a day at the MTV Beach House? They still do that? Just spitballing, but that's the kind of thing we should be kicking around together. Because I WILL NOT be beaten by the foreign gay with the lederhosen hot pants. -- Thank you, Michael Bay" -- from today's debut Movieline entry by Mark "three times weekly" Lisanti, posted at 1:15 eastern.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:25 PM on Monday, July 6, 2009
Mark Lisanti, the Defamer hotshot from '04 to '08, starts today as Movieline's new editor-at-large with three commentaries per week. And what if something really astonishing happens on a Tuesday or a Saturday or a Monday night? Lisanti is going to sit on his hands and wait for the next scheduled posting op? That's not cool, man, if that's the deal. If you're in it, you're in it.
"This is dialectics. It's very simple dialectics. One through nine. No maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space...you can't go out in space, you know, without like, you know, with...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:28 AM on Monday, July 6, 2009
I'm coughing as I write this because I don't generally hold with Republican VFW guys, but I pretty much agree with what New York Congressman Peter King is saying in this video. I didn't say exactly the same thing in my 7.2.09 "Jackson Virus" post, but it was in the same general ballpark.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:19 AM on Monday, July 6, 2009
It appears as if C. David Heymann's "Bobby and Jackie: A Love Story" (Atria, 7.14), which tells of a four-year affair between Robert Kennedy and Jackie not-yet-Onassis Kennedy from '64 to '68, may be legitimate and credible. Maybe, not sure.
Reading a N.Y. Post description of it got me, in any case, because of a description of a fascinating shared psychology that may have existed between the two -- the eroticizing of a family relationship as a way of suppressing trauma and grief.
When I read this I was immediately reminded of the so-called "terror fucking" syndrome that caught...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:37 AM on Monday, July 6, 2009
Update: The opening eIght minutes from The Hurt Locker appeared this morning on Trailer Addict. I for one thought it was a brilliant ploy on Summit's part to help people understand what the film is like and get them into it. Then a columnist friend informed that the clip was "siphoned off the servers of either Summit or Hulu, where it was supposed to premiere. It's straight-up scumbag piracy. I'm hoping you'll take it down so that people stop giving that pirate site traffic." And I was about to when I realized the footage itself had been removed. I still say that...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:08 AM on Monday, July 6, 2009
It's not widely disputed that the classic femme fatale character, first evident in 1940s film noir and later revived in various Halloween-styled slasher pics and high-school satires like Heathers, stems from male fear/resentment of female erotic power. It's a sexist construction, in short. Even if you cloak it in fang-toothed female revenge and empowerment-gone-wild, it's basically the same old Lucretia McEvil game.
Karyn Kusama's Jennifer's Body (20th Century Fox, 9.18), a darkly comedic, intensely erotic horror film written by Diablo Cody,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:33 AM on Monday, July 6, 2009
If it's a choice this weekend between Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno and Lynn Shelton's Humpday, critic/columnist Marshall Fine is recommending the latter. "The wonderfully funny Humpday, a comedy about the denial of homosexual panic, is being released the same day as Bruno, a comedy about a homosexual causing a panic," he writes. "The two would make a hilarious double feature, but see Humpday first.

"First of all, Humpday is, strictly speaking, a far better film, with a script, a plot and interestingly developed characters. It's a movie in which you can make an emotional investment...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:40 AM on Monday, July 6, 2009
In the wake of Sarah Palin's resignation announcement last Friday -- "I quit, this job involves too much difficulty and conflict, I want those lower-48 bucks while the getting is good" -- she explained that her family was behind her four-square. "In response to asking, 'Hey, you want me to make a positive difference and fight for all our children's future from outside the governor's office?' It was four yeses and one 'Hell, yeah!" And the 'Hell, yeah' sealed it," she said.
In other words, no one in her family -- not husband Todd and not children Track, Bristol, Willow and Piper...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:29 AM on Monday, July 6, 2009
Former Defense Secretary, ex-World Bank chief and Fog of War subject/star Robert S. McNamara, 93, has died and pushed off. Sails are up, hand on the tiller, into the infinite sea. Hello Jack, Jackie, Lyndon, Dean, Senators Church and Fulbright, Ho Chi Minh, etc. All together now, meet and greet.

Before Errol Morris's Oscar-winning 2004 doc my prime meditation about McNamara was that he was a haunted man -- that he had the ghosts of tens of thousands of Vietnam infantrymen swirling around him like banshees. Then The Fog of War came along...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:55 AM on Monday, July 6, 2009
A week or so ago the Toronto Film Festival re-invited veteran journalists to sign up and get themselves squared away, so that's what I did. I know that the whole show is moving south sooner or later to the Bell Lightbox, so I asked Toronto Star critic Peter Howell what's doing. "They're still building the Bell Lightbox," he answered. "It may be ready for part of the 2010 fest, and supposedly will be ready for 2011. The press part of the festival this year will still mostly happen at the [Bay and Bloor] Manulife Centre."

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:23 AM on Monday, July 6, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
The Harry Potter movies have always made money, but they haven't mattered for years. Certainly not to people like me. They're just big-budget cult movies that spin round and round inside their own CG-pumped fishbowl. I got off the boat five years ago (i.e., after Alfonso Cuaron 's Azkaban) and I'll never get back on. Ever. I might feel differently if the producers were to venture out into the world and leave Hogwarts behind, but that's never been in the cards.
Variety's Todd McCarthy, in any event, has...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:06 PM on Sunday, July 5, 2009
I thought at first that the N.Y. Observer's Sara Vilkomerson had echoed my view that Marion Coltillard's Public Enemies performance "is an award-quality nail-down," in part because "no dramatic actress in recent memory has conveyed as much intestinal steel." I was led to think so by an online friend who said she'd climbed aboard the Cotillard train, etc. But then I read her piece ("We Say Oui to Marion Cotillard") and realized all she was saying was that her "total and unabashed girl-crush" was going "stronger than ever."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:44 AM on Sunday, July 5, 2009
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs took the #1 spot with a three-day haul of $42,500,000 and a five-day haul of $67,506,000, averaging $10,368 per situation. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen took a 61% hit from last weekend's opener with earnings of $42,500,000 -- expected. And yet it's only $7 million away from a $300 million gross. Public Enemies was third with a three-day take of $26,172,000 and a five-day haul of $41,044,000, averaging an overall $7,850 per situation.
If Enemies triples its three-day opening figure, it'll end up with a little more than $75 million, give or take. It would obviously look...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:15 AM on Sunday, July 5, 2009
This may be the best modern-consciousness upgrade to happen to the legend of Fred Astaire since that 1997 Dirt Devil ad. I realize many people saw that ad as a desecration, but for 97% of viewers it was an introduction to the guy.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:42 AM on Sunday, July 5, 2009
The Toronto Star's Peter Howell has listed his ten favorite road movies. Here's his list coupled with my critiques/reactions, followed by my own top ten:

Howell: 1. It Happened One Night (Wells reaction: Moderately appealing but Frank Capra is thoroughly over by any reasonable 21st Century standard); 2. One Week (Wells reaction: What?); 3. Two-Lane Blacktop (Wells reaction: I bought the Criterion DVD only to realize what a meandering and enervated thing it is, and seriously lacking in visual intrigue); 4....Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:04 AM on Sunday, July 5, 2009
For the last two weeks I was afflicted with a kind of malware that had the effect of re-directing Google searches to idiot-trash sites. Google wasn't entirely useless as I could at least copy URLs and paste them into an address bar, but easy click-throughs were out. I tried running my Trend Micro Anti-Virus and Super Anti-Spyware softwares -- no help at all. This morning I paid $30 for the latest version of PC Tools Spyware Doctor -- partial success! There are still crap fragments in the system but Google seems to be mostly working again. Just saying.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:16 AM on Sunday, July 5, 2009
The lead-in copy for a 7.5 N.Y. Times story by Alex Williams called "Getting Through The Summer Job Blues" reads as follows: "Will Ehrenfeld, a Tufts senior, is staying home for the summer after he could not find a job." Somebody explain it to this kid. There's no giving up, and any job seeker who figures "okay, game over" and decides to just hang at home is a dead man. So Willy tried? Gave it his best shot? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and enjoy endless carnal knowledge of the prom queen.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:40 AM on Sunday, July 5, 2009
Last night's fireworks-over-the-Hudson kick-out (which I saw from the New Jersey side) was fine. Whatever. But it didn't hold a candle to that euphoric lightshow that burst out of the Eiffel tower nine and half years ago in Paris. The kids and I were there, standing a couple of blocks south, open-mouthed. Once in a lifetime.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:54 AM on Sunday, July 5, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Time Out's Adam Lee, disappointed with Public Enemies, asks if Michael Mann has "lost it." My not agreeing is neither here nor there. The point is that Lee doesn't seem to want to allow that directors sometimes go through slumps only to creatively re-charge.
John Huston began an eight- or nine-year slump in the mid '70s after The Man Who Would Be King, but came back with Under The Volcano ('84) and then Prizzi's Honor ('85).
Alfred Hitchcock went through a five-year slump after Notorious ('46) but was back in the saddle and slinging the six-shooter in '51 with Strangers...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:41 PM on Saturday, July 4, 2009
Three pages of N.Y. Times movie ads are linked below -- a group playing in May 1962 and another from October 1955. How many have you seen or even heard of? How many have any kind of must-see rep today? Maybe 10%, if that. The same rule will almost certainly apply 40 or 50 years from now. What films that have opened over the last six to twelve months will be considered essential downloads in 2049 or '59?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:04 PM on Saturday, July 4, 2009
The hand-carved totem pole on the site of the 1969 Woodstock Music and Arts Fair, which I wanted Jett to see on our way back to town, was the only old-timey artifact on the entire grounds -- and it's gone. Taken down because of too many termites, I was told. I took a shot of the pole during a visit last April. I was feeling moderately cranked about seeing Ang Lee's Taking Woodstock at the time, and wanted to start feeling it.
...Read Moreposted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:45 PM on Saturday, July 4, 2009
"Sarah Palin's ego is as massive as the national debt. If you listen closely to her fractured, typically anti-semantic speech, she's eschewing the old-school politics that are mainstays of the Republican Party. Perhaps Lady MacBetcha is angling herself for a third party run because, in her mind, the GOP is as much a liability as she actually is." -- from a Los Angeles friend, received this afternoon.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:36 PM on Saturday, July 4, 2009
The Walton Motel has a strict no-smoking-in-the-rooms policy. Naturally, one of the two rooms we rented yesterday afternoon reeked of cigarettes. Because the life forms who had rented the room the night before didn't care to respect the rules. Management had to scrub the walls, shampoo the rugs, etc.



posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:12 AM on Saturday, July 4, 2009
I don't know when it was exactly that I began to resign myself to the not-quite-good-enough sound systems in most (or certainly many) plexes. I know I've come to expect movie sound to not be all that terrific, and to accept the fact that I probably won't clearly hear certain portions of the dialogue in certain films. I know I'll never really hear a film the way it was meant to be heard until I watch it on Bluray or DVD at home and can manipulate the sound until it's exactly right and flowing right into my soul.
There's a scene in Public...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:42 AM on Saturday, July 4, 2009
On one hand I hold Howard Zinn's descriptions and perceptions of the United States of America in the highest regard. On the other I've always been a sucker for the kneejerk patriotism that James Cagney sold like a champ in Yankee Doodle Dandy. And I've always wanted to be able to do this dancing-down-a-staircase routine. And every 4th of July I think of Jimi Hendrix. Go figure.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:27 AM on Saturday, July 4, 2009
"In resigning from office with 17 months to go in her first term, Sarah Palin has made herself the bull goose loony of the GOP. Her statement was incoherent, bizarre and juvenile. [It] had all the depth and gravitas of a 13-year-old's review of the Jonas Brothers' album on Facebook. She even quoted her parents' refrigerator magnet. She put her son's name in quotations marks. Why? Who knows. She writes, 'I promised efficiencies and effectiveness!?' Was she exclaiming or questioning? I get it: both!" -- Paul Begala in a 7.3 HuffPosting called "Sarah Palin Turns Pro."
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:47 AM on Saturday, July 4, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Daily Beast guy Max Blumenthal reported earlier this evening that Sarah "Blood on Satan's Claw" Palin "may have quit her job today because she was trying to avert a major, yet-to-be-disclosed corruption scandal. It concerns an Alaska building company called Spenard Building Supplies (SBS) having been awarded a contract by Palin to build a hockey arena in Wasilla, AK, and in return having helped construct Palin's home.
"Many political observers in Alaska are fixated on rumors that federal investigators have been seizing paperwork from SBS in recent months, searching for evidence that Palin and her husband Todd steered lucrative contracts to the...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:16 PM on Friday, July 3, 2009
"The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere," writes Rolling Stone's Matt Taibbi in a 7.2 posting called "The Great American Bubble Machine."
It's a tough, exacting, unmerciful portrait of a bunch of really bad guys. If Michael Moore doesn't use Taibbi as a key talking head in his forthcoming financial meltdown doc, he'll have made a mistake. Taibbi has really made a name for himself with this and his previous piece about the biggest theft in U.S. history.
"The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:49 PM on Friday, July 3, 2009
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:42 PM on Friday, July 3, 2009
In a decently shot-and-cut video conversation, Entertainment Weekly critics Owen Gleiberman and Lisa Schwarzbaum take turns ripping Public Enemies. A guy told me that Owen addresses that claim I made when we discussed it last week -- i.e., "it's an art film!" But the wifi is so shitty up here in Walton that I can't watch video.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:27 PM on Friday, July 3, 2009
Ariel Levy has written a fair-minded, precisely observed and super-readable profile of Julie & Julia director-writer Nora Ephron in the 7.6.09 issue of The New Yorker . You'll need a subscription or a daypass (or whatever they call it) to read the full article, but trust me -- an excellent read.

That said, I'd be derelict if I didn't quote the last three paragraphs, which describe this August 7th Sony release, which costars Meryl Streep and Amy Adams, as half-transcendent and half-flat.
"I feel bad about what I'm going to do here," Ariel...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 2:33 PM on Friday, July 3, 2009
Jim Sheridan's long-delayed Brothers, initially regarded as a 12.4.08 release before being bumped into '09, finally has a trailer up and running. Once upon a time the expectations for this domestic drama were very high, at least for the Sheridan fans among us. I couldn't wait to see it, but the stalls and duck-outs have persuaded most of us that something must be wrong.
As noted several times before on HE, Brothers is a remake of Susanne Bier's 2004 Danish-language original about a younger "bad" brother (Jake...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:56 PM on Friday, July 3, 2009
Sarah Palin's decision to resign from the Alaska governorship means she's done, finito...a political corpse. If you have a job or a responsibility, you don't walk away. That's the responsible American way. You do your best and see it through as best you can. Unless...you know, you're emotionally unbalanced and unable to man up and do the thing. Either way you've lost all credibility.

NBC's Andrea Mitchell has just said that she's heard Palin has told friends that "she's out of politics, period...she doesn't want to seek elective office."
My first reaction -- hell, everyone's...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:10 PM on Friday, July 3, 2009
A few days ago I posted a short piece about a letter posted by Carson Reeves' Scriptshadow that seemed to come from the Soderbergh side of the fence about the Moneyball shutdown. But that was only the beginning.
Reeves soon after removed this letter after threat of legal action. But an HE reader who'd copied the original letter pasted it into the HE comments section after the Scriptshadow deletion. Which led to my being told by the same people (not Sony legal, apparently) that the letter had to be removed because it was extremely actionable. I didn't see how or why,...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 6:50 AM on Friday, July 3, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Martin Ritt's Hud (1963) pays off beautifully in the final 60 seconds -- actually the last ten or fifteen. Paul Newman's fuck-it gesture reflected a strain of nihilism in the culture that hadn't been acknowledged very much in previous American films, which had always sold a certain tidy morality. I'm trying to think of other films over the last 45-plus years that have ended as coldly and cleanly. I'm not saying they haven't been made; they're just not coming to mind.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 9:22 PM on Thursday, July 2, 2009

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 8:40 PM on Thursday, July 2, 2009
A lot of man-boobs in this thing, which is always cause for concern if you share my psychology. Otherwise Couples Retreat (Universal, 10.9) feels like a possible return to Wedding Crashers-level humor for Vince Vaughn. The downside is that it also feels a bit like the Hawaiian resort section of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, partly, I suppose, because Kristen Bell costars. Other topliners: Jon Favreau, Malin Akerman, Ken Jeong, Jason Bateman, Jean Reno, Kristin Davis, John Michael Higgins.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:24 PM on Thursday, July 2, 2009
Like everyone else and fool that I am, I thought it might be nice to go somewhere for a night or two over the July 4th weekend. I first thought about Long Beach Island, but every motel owner I spoke to insisted on a three-night minimum. I finally found a nice-looking place called the Drifting Sands that was willing to rent for just Friday night -- great. Except they wanted $325.00 for a simple beach-facing room with a TV and a king-sized bed and a cot. That turned me off. If there was a big drought these guys would charge $20 for...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:05 PM on Thursday, July 2, 2009
This rehearsal video, released a couple of hours ago, obviously shows that MJ was active and energetic 48 hours before the wrong dosage of the wrong drug sent him on his way. It also suggests there was something vaguely Heather Ledger/Jokerish about his facial appearance. I'm looking for a pure embed code without all that CNN copy stuck to the bottom -- ugly.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 12:53 PM on Thursday, July 2, 2009
I've never seen Erick Zonca's Julia, a dysfunctional melodrama with what's said to be a tour-de-force performance from Tilda Swinton, in part because I was invited to exactly one screening -- a lah-lah thing at the Tribeca Grand on 4.30 -- that I couldn't attend. It opened on May 8th in NY and LA and now it's gone from sight. Except Roger Ebert reviewed it yesterday.
I just called to see if there's a screener I can look at over the weekend, got a voice...
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:59 AM on Thursday, July 2, 2009
The news about the firing of former Paramount Film Group chief John Lesher broke on the afternoon of Friday, 6.19. Four days later Arthur-the-Deadline Hollywood Daily-cartoonist completed a cartoon that depicted Lesher's fate. Nine days later or 13 days after the whacking -- yesterday, in other words -- the cartoon appeared on DHD. Worse, it used a future-tense caption -- "There Will Be Blood." Obviously if it had run a day or two before the Lesher firing....whatever. But it's decently done.

posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:37 AM on Thursday, July 2, 2009
"I wanted the audience in the period, in 1933, standing right next to John Dillinger. I wanted them to feel like they're right there, like it's really happening. I'm mainly interested in extreme conflict, in men who find themselves in extreme circumstances and really threatened to the point of annihilation. [At the end of the film] Dillinger is alone, the last man standing. How is he supposed to think about what he'll do next? How is he to think about how his life has happened? That to me is what the film is...about character and ferocity and determination." -- Public Enemies director Michael...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:17 AM on Thursday, July 2, 2009
It's fairly obvious where Joe Stillman's Planet 51 (Sony, 11.20) is coming from. Aimed at not-very-hip suburban families. A fish-out-of-water reverse-alien sitcom. Done in classic Pixar style. The voice actors are Dwayne Johnson (as Capt. Chuck Baker), Seann William Scott, Jessica Biel, Justin Long, Gary Oldman and John Cleese.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:47 AM on Thursday, July 2, 2009
The snivelling contempt that World War II-generation news writers felt for rock music icons like Jimi Hendrix ("It's not known if he saved his money...") back in the late '60s and early '70s is fairly apparent in this clip. What a wee man Frank Reynolds seems to have been. (Thanks to HE reader Travis Crabtree.)
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:17 AM on Thursday, July 2, 2009
There are several indications on the tube that tens of millions of lower-middle-class Americans -- that plague-culture of coarse, under-educated, fast-food-eating, mall-meandering, Transformers-loving fat asses -- are experiencing some kind of profound emotional catharsis over the death of Michael Jackson.
The tipoff for me came last weekend when the folks who live upstairs, the fabled "Hispanic party elephants" who've earned their rep and then some by playing loud Latino dance music at all hours and then dancing to it like pachyderm storm troopers, began playing Thriller...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:00 AM on Thursday, July 2, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
The thrust of this Kim Masters/Daily Beast hit piece ("The Knives Are Out for Michael Mann") is that if and when Public Enemies tanks with Mr. and Mrs. Joe Schmoe and their kids over the July 4th holiday then it's curtains for Mann in terms of getting any kind of heavy funding for his next film.
Haven't I already figured this out? Mr. and Mrs. Joe Schmoe and their kids will not be all that happy with Public Enemies -- let's face it. It's not a mojo burger, pickles and potato chip type of film and it never...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:20 PM on Wednesday, July 1, 2009
"I think the idea of going to conservative Republicans, who are essentially representing the insurance companies and the drug companies, and watering down this bill substantially, rather than demanding we get 60 votes to stop the filibuster....I think that is a very wrong political strategy." -- Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vermont), quoted in 7.1 Huffington Post story about health care strategy.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 4:02 PM on Wednesday, July 1, 2009
I can't watch the young Harve Presnell sing "They Call the Wind Maria" in Paint Your Wagon. I've never watched him sing in The Unsinkable Mollie Brown. I just tried to watch this clip of him signing a duet with Julie Andrews -- painful. To me he'll always be grumpy old Wade Gustafson in Fargo, which he nailed to the wall. He died yesterday at age 75 from pancreatic cancer.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 3:19 PM on Wednesday, July 1, 2009
The legendary Karl Malden died today at age 97. We should all be around so long and look back on such a full and accomplished life. Malden was a solid and believable presence in 70 films on top of his run in that 1970s TV cop series, called Streets of San Francisco. But he earned major artistic esteem in only seven films, three of them with Marlon Brando and spanning an 11 year period, from 1951 to '62.

Malden's first blue-ribbon, brass-ring film was A Streetcar Named Desire ('51), in which he played the beefy momma's boy...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:22 PM on Wednesday, July 1, 2009
The recent revealing of a ComicCon banner image of a Na'vi, a tallish, cat-eyed, blue-skinned resident of Pandora in James Cameron's forthcoming Avatar, is regarded as big news in some circles.
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 1:10 PM on Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Lionsgate's arty new one-sheet for Lee Daniels' Precious (11.6), which HitFix's Gregory Ellwood exclusively revealed this morning, is stylish and striking -- a visual hint that Precious isn't up to the usual-usual. It tells you it's a film that comes to grips and flexes artistic muscle.


The silhouette figure is a slight cheat. I presume it's meant to be Gabourey Sidibe , the morbidly obese young girl who plays Precious, but the silhouette is of a woman who should probably be described, in all fairness, as simply large...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 11:13 AM on Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Over 90 minutes of work time today plus 75 minutes of same yesterday were consumed by arguing with the Orwellian fiends at AT&T over European data charges. They're claiming I racked up data charges of $253.89 from using my AT&T Air Card while in France and Spain. Except (a) I never once used it and (b) even if I had used it wouldn't have functioned because you can't get an AT&T signal over there with a U.S. Air Card. They're also saying I used 49 megabytes in iPhone data charges on top of a pre-purchased 200 meg usage allotment for a total of...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 10:42 AM on Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Listen to the real J. Edgar Hoover here and here -- his way of speaking was clipped and municipal, but there was no trace of a British accent or a speech tendency that was anything close to fey or foppish (in a tinsel-and-cold-cream Marlon Brando/Mutiny on the Bounty sense). But Billy Crudup's Hoover in Public Enemies (listen to a clip of him speaking from the 55 to 1:01 marks in this hi-def trailer) is clearly doing that. He sounds like an English swell, a country club type, an Oxford debating star. Why?
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 7:19 AM on Wednesday, July 1, 2009
After last Thursday night's all-media screening of Public Enemies, I was praising Michael Mann's gangster flick while two formidable critics -- Entertainment Weekly's Owen Gleiberman and renowned essayist and filmmaker Godfrey Cheshire -- were putting it down, wearing faint grins of dismissal as they said it really didn't deliver.
"I hear you," I said. "You're saying it doesn't do the thing you wanted to see it do. But...you know, it's an art film!" Gleiberman's reply was somewhere between skeptical and incredulous: "An art film?" "Well, yeah," I said, feeling sheepish in the face of withering disdain. But why sheepish when...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:52 AM on Wednesday, July 1, 2009
In his review of Universal Home Video's DVD of Henry Hathaway's Trail of the Lonesome Pine (out July 7th), DVD Beaver's Gary W. Tooze says the digital mastering of this 73 year-old film "may be one of the best looking SD transfers I've ever seen of a film over 50 years old.

"The colors look wonderful -- no bleeding. Detail is shockingly strong. I didn't see anything on the box about restoration. It can look a shade...Read More
posted by Jeffrey Wells at 5:01 AM on Wednesday, July 1, 2009