King Kong is weaker than expected because the girls aren’t into him, or so goes the theory. “Judging by the women I’ve spoken with, there’s a definite non-interest in Kong,” says reader Matthew Meyerotto. “The movie has no sex symbols. Adrian Brody is too obscure and Jack Black is too chubby. Even if Kong is a love story at its core, the average female movie going audience is too shallow to be brought into the theater without a pretty face.”

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe is looking at a projected $34.7 million this weekend, or a 47% drop from the opening round. Syriana is looking at a 55% drop….dead. The Family Stone is projecting a $10 million weekend at $4 thou- sand a print…not launching. But Brokeback Mountain, now in 69 theatres, will pull down about $2.3 million this weekend or $33,000 per print…solid healthy numbers. I know this sounds a bit confusing, but this is what the hard-nosed guys are saying.

The Producers will earn a projected $159,000 at six theatres this weekend, or $26,000 a print. Trackers are saying this is D.O.A. business…finito. A guy keeping tabs on the numbers at New York’s Ziegfeld theatre told a friend he knew The Producers was dead after Friday’s first matinee. Too many bad reviews, too cornball, no under-25 attendance to speak of and Susan Stroman can’t direct with any pizazz or sense of style…down for the count and off to DVD.

A Birmingham guy named Chance Shirley (great name!)
says he and the missus “went down to the local multiplex last night for a 7:40 Family Stone screening. After hearing your concerns that Fox had dropped the ball marketing-wise, I was surprised that we had trouble finding a seat — the place was packed. It wasn’t long before a theater manager stepped in to let us know Stone would be playing on an additional screen. Both screening rooms were pretty full after all was said and done, and the film seemed to go over well with the audience. We don’t live in the most metropolitan of areas — I’d imagine the movie will play even better in the bigger cities. Thanks for the heads-up — my wife and I both enjoyed it.”

King Kong finally surged and took in $14.2 million yesterday (Friday, 12.15) following Thursday’s paltry $6.4 million and Wednesday’s disappointing $9.8 million. It’ll probably tally $46 to $47 million for the three-day weekend and about $62 million for the first five days. Figure a domestic total of $250 or $275 million after all is said and done…which is less than what Universal was hoping for. Kong will turn a handy profit down the road, but there’s a definite shortfall thing happening here and it’s hard to figure why. What happened to the monster revenues that were expected from the get-go?