“Zola” Shoots Up

Just exited a Zola screening (8:50 pm start) at the Landmark. Stripper saga + road + relationship movie + oddball humor here and there and finessed with absolute assurance…FIRST RATE..all hail director Janicza Bravo.

Pic is an immediate top-tenner. So much more gripping and fascinating than I expected. The focus was constantly “on” and I was fully in the grip — knew it was aces almost immediately. Taylour Paige and Riley Kehoe own this fucking movie. And that tall skinny 20something guy (Nicholas Braun) plus the 50ish pimp (Colman Domingo) + costars Ari’el Stachel, Jason Mitchell, Nasir Rahim, Sophie Hal…all great.

Taut and well honed and short even…86 minutes! No moralizing, no crude impact slams, almost none of the usual cliches, never touches (much less explores) the wallowing realm. An almost perfect film for what is, what it aims at. I’m delighted that it turned out this well. (posted from iPhone)

Friendo: “It sounds like a very 2021 movie…one that no one would ever dare criticize. But yet it does. It has some dissenters on RT:m. Not many, but some.”

One Tasty Burger of a Novelization

Earlier today I spent a few hours reading this and that portion of Quentin Tarantino‘s “Once Upon A Time in Hollywood” paperback. I have to say that I relished almost all of it.

QT’s prose isn’t quite on the level of the great Elmore Leonard, but it reads straight and clean and without a hint of hesitance or snazziness for its own sake. Page by page it doesn’t fuck around, and delivers all kinds of ripe flavor and embroidery in terms of the various characters and their backstories, and overall you just fly through the chapters.

The book, which I bought last night at the New Beverly for $11 and change, is somewhat “better” than the film, to be honest, and the more I read the more I wished that OUATIH had become a ten-part Netflix series, using each and every line in this 400-page novel. Just go for it…just sprawl it all the fuck out.

I was especially taken with a two-page scene between a red-kimono-wearing, half-bombed Rick Dalton and the real Steve McQueen, the latter sitting behind the wheel of his car outside the gate to the Polanski-Tate home and kind of half-dismissing Dalton but at the same time half-listening to him. Then they reminisce how they once played three pool games (okay, two and a half) at Barney’s Beanery back in ’62.

Not in the movie, of course…

I also love a chapter called “The Twinkie Truck” (pgs. 156 to 175). It’s mostly about the adventures, ambitions and psychology of one Charles Manson, who really wanted to be a rich and famous rock star and knew deep down that all of his spiritual guru sermons and posturings were more or less a bullshit side activity.

This is real-deal history according to QT and common knowledge, and it’s fascinating to consider some of the particulars about Manson’s interactions with Dennis Wilson, Terry Melcher, Candice Bergen and Mark Lindsay, and how one night Manson even jammed with Neil Young.

There’s another chapter called “Misadventure”, and it basically focuses on Cliff Booth‘s half-accidental murder of his needling, boozy wife, Billie, with a “shark” gun (whatever the hell that is) and the ins and outs of that episode. Again, you’re asking yourself “why wasn’t some of this material used in the film, and if it couldn’t fit why didn’t Tarantino shoot it anyway and create a 10-hour version down the road?”

Excerpt: “No one really knew for sure if Cliff shot her on purpose. It could have been just a tragic mishandling of diving equipment, which is what Cliff always claimed. But anyone who had ever seen a drunken Billie Booth berate Cliff in public in front of his colleagues didn’t buy that.

“How did Cliff get away with it? Easy — his story was plausible and it couldn’t be disproven. Cliff felt real bad about what he did to Billie. But it never occured to him not to try and get away with murder.”

Excerpt #2, pg. 167, focusing on Sharon Tate: “She liked the bubble-gum hits she heard on KHJ. She liked that song ‘Yummy Yummy Yummy’ and the follow-up song by the same group, ‘Chewy Chewy.’ She liked Bobby Sherman and that ‘Julie’ song. She loved that ‘Snoopy vs. The Red Baron’ song.

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Is This Movie Material?

If you were a Netflix, HBO or Showtime exec in charge of adapting real-life news stories into multi-part melodramas, and you knew that your boss was a fan of Ben Stiller‘s Escape at Dannemora (’18), would you try to make the sordid saga of Tina Gonzalez, the Fresno County Jail prison guard who was recently busted and sentenced for having sex with an inmate, into a two-hour drama or limited miniseries?

Stiller’s seven-part series was an emotional tragedy about a real-life prison employee, Joyce Mitchell (Patricia Arquette), who wound up punished and humiliated for having an intimate affair with a Dannemora prison inmate named Richard Matt (Benicio del Toro). As she was in real life, Mitchell is also punished for helping Matt and a fellow inmate, David Sweat (Paul Dano), pull off a daring escape.

The Gonzalez affair didn’t result in a prison break, but her sexual behavior was a little crazier than Mitchell’s. Plus (and this is a significant factor from a crude audience standpoint) the 26 year-old Gonzalez is seriously attractive, and could realistically be played by Selena Gomez or someone in that realm. Which makes Gonzalez’s wild behind-bars activity seem all the more odd, and yet at the same time more interesting.

From the beginning the general consensus was that Mitchell was on the homely, dumpy, overweight side. Unkind New York Post editors took to calling her “Shawskank”. I for one felt sorry for Arquette’s Mitchell — a lonely and unloved woman in a drab, dead-end marriage. Arquette’s performance was highly praised, and she won Best Actress trophies from the Critics Choice members as well as the Hollywood Foreign Press Association.

Here’s how the Fresno Bee‘s Robert Rodriguez reported Tina’s situation on 6.29:

Tina Gonzalez, a 26 year-old Fresno County correctional officer, was sentenced Tuesday to two years probation and seven months in the county jail for having sex with an inmate.

“Gonzalez was facing up to three years and eight months in prison, but she avoided prison time despite harsh words from her former boss at the jail, Assistant Sheriff Steve McComas.

“McComas said not only did Gonzalez have sex with the inmate, she also supplied him razors [and] gave him inside information about when officers would be inspecting the inmate’s cell.

“Gonzalez allegedly cut a hole in her uniform to make it easier to have sex with the inmate she was involved with. McComas also accused her of having sex inside the jail in full view of 11 inmates. ‘That is something only a depraved mind can come up with,’ McComas said.”

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Three Perfect Sentences

“Someone asked me once where I thought my resilience came from. I hesitated, then said, ‘For women, too often, I think what we mistake as resilience is actually just endurance.’ I don’t know if my endurance has served me well. It takes a special kind of endurance to look at the train barreling down the tracks and say, ‘But what if it doesn’t hit me this time?'”

— from Kelly Sundberg‘s “Some People Flip Real Estate — I Flip Men,” posted in the N.Y. Times on 7.2.21.

Early Bird Catches The Worm

Hollywood Reporter columnist Scott Feinberg has never been one to let grass grow under his feet. The 2021 Cannes Film Festival starts the day after tomorrow — Tuesday, July 6 — and Scott is already shufflin’ up and down the Croisette. That’s because he’s fast on his feet and his middle name is Hopper — hip-hop, hip-hop, hippity-hop, hippity-hop, hippity-hoppity, hippity-hoppity, etc.

If it was my show I’d still be in Paris, man…strollin’ around Montparnasse and through the Jardin du Luxembourg and maybe over to Passy (the Last Tango in Paris building!) and the non-touristy parts of Montmartre, etc. And I’d be there tomorrow (7.5) also, and then I’d catch the Paris-to-Cannes train on Tuesday (7.6) at 7:15 am.

Incidentally: Always pan slowly, and sometimes it works better if you don’t pan at all. Go with a series of static tableaus, blending one into the other.