What Was Kidman’s Reaction?

Posted on 9.17.21: “Kidman is describing a kind of theatrical experience that happened every so often (i.e., infrequently) in the 20th Century and up until fanboy movies began to take over about a decade ago, give or take, and certainly since wokester cinema became a persistent presence about five or so years ago, and since cable and streaming became the the default end-game for any Hollywood or English-language film with serious aspirations. You can also find ‘the Kidman experience,’ so to speak, at film festivals.

“Otherwise anyone who gets around (Kidman included) knows that the kind of levitation she describes in the spot has all but ceased in the plexes, which have become gladiator arenas and repositories for rancid formulaic crap. Except during award season and even then on a mostly-miss-the-mark basis, the suppliers of commercial fare aren’t the least bit interested in even trying to fulfill the Kidman aesthetic.”

Actual Press Release

Paris, October 4h, 2022 — Microids is pleased to announce Pendulo Studios’ latest narrative adventure game, Alfred Hitchcock – Vertigo, which is now available on PlayStation®5, PlayStation®4, Xbox One consoles, Xbox Series X|S and Nintendo Switch. It will launch on October 4th in North America.

“Loosely based on the famous director’s movie of the same name, Alfred Hitchcock – Vertigo is a narrative experience, also available on PC (Steam, GOG, Epic Games Store).

Alfred Hitchcock – Vertigo tells the story of Ed Miller, a writer who escaped unscathed from a car crash in Brody Canyon, California. Ed insists that he was traveling with his wife and daughter, though nobody was found in the car wreckage. Traumatized by the crash, Ed begins to suffer from severe vertigo. As he starts therapy, Ed will try to uncover the truth behind what really happened on that tragic day.”

Loved Sissy Spacek’s Loretta Lynn

And I certainly admired and respected the Real McCoy — a country music legend, a contemporary of Elvis and Jerry Lee, not much younger than Hank Williams.  And I understand the basic thing about  country singers being conservative.  But her musical gifts aside, I always felt a certain distance from Loretta Lynn.  She was a Nixon fan in the early ’70s and a supporter of Donald Trump’s candidacy in ’16.   But Sissy Spacek‘s performance melted my heart, and it obviously came straight from Lynn’s life so I guess I should respect that.  Hard to believe Coal Miner’s Daughter opened 42 years ago. Tommy Lee Jones‘ “Doo” was one of his finest.


Feinberg’s Latest Best Picture Oscar Spitball

…feels a little off here and there.  I’m at a disadvantage as I haven’t yet seen Steven Spielberg‘s The Fabelmans (Universal, 11.11), which Feinberg and a few others are calling the Best Picture front-runner, and I haven’t seen Martin McDonagh‘s The Banshees of Inisherin (Searchlight, 10.21) either.  And we all understand that things are always a little bit vague at this point and that Feinberg will sometimes err on the side of generosity around this time, etc.  But I can at least insert my own spitball projections and hold my finger to the wind, etc.  Boldfaced italics indicate serious HE faith.

Feinberg Frontrunners:

The Fabelmans (Universal) — HE agrees that Spielberg’s Amarcord is a Best Picture nomination shoo-in.  Boil it all down and the basic reactions are that (a) it’s a good, approvable film for cineaste devotionals — the sentiments all fall under the umbrella of positive, supportive, affectionate, Belfast-y, etc. But the serious rocket-fuel enthusiasm seems restricted to the performances by Michelle Williams and Judd Hirsch plus a cameo from a certain fellow who needn’t be named at this point.  Everyone adores the final scene. 

Top Gun: Maverick (Paramount) — Likely to be nominated for the money it made and for affirming the widespread belief that Joe and Jane Popcorn adore grade-A, woke-free entertainment values.

Everything Everywhere All at Once (A24) — A likely Best Picture nominee, but an infuriating Matrix-y multiverse film (over-plotted, superficially trippy, all that hammering, on-the-nose exposition).  The only blessing, really, is that excellent ending.  The absence of  invisible elements (i.e., things that are there but not precisely identified or explored) is a huge issue.  Where would this movie be without the shallow enthusiasms of Millennials and  Zoomers? 

The Banshees of Inisherin (Searchlight) — Hoping to see it soon.

Women Talking (UAR) — Not a chance.  Strictly for glum-faced wokester elites.

Elvis (Warner Bros.) — Liked and respected for the most part, or at least sporadically enjoyed.  But truly loved by no one + everyone hated Tom Hanks‘ Colonel Tom.

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (Netflix)  — Not a serious Best Picture suggestion.

The Woman King (Sony) — Good, energetic, well-crafted, respected.  Might be nominated for political reasons, but most certainly won’t win.

She Said (Universal) — Positive word-of-mouth for a smart, engaging, urban #MeToo film.  Doesn’t quite deliver those Spotlight-ish undercurrents, I’ve heard. but crisp, urgent and well-ordered.  

Tár (Focus) — A dynamic, first-rate, high-style fascination piece.  A chilly mood trip about a steely, not-entirely-there character whom you can’t really “read”, but that’s what gets you at the same time.  Elusive and chilly but carried by Cate Blanchett‘s mesmerizing performance.  Too cold to win.       

Major Feinberg Threats (i.e., Scott has his doubts)

Till (UAR) — Danielle Deadwyler‘s performance is the all of it.
Close (A24) — Brilliant, searing tragedy of innocence destroyed.  Pre-pubescent terrain but devastating.
Triangle of Sadness (Neon) — Not as good as The Square.
Good Night Oppy (Amazon) — Nope.
The Whale (A24) — Haven’t seen it.
Empire of Light (Searchlight) — Excellent yesteryear vibes, fascinating drama. awesome Olivia Colman performance.
Armageddon Time (Focus) — Get past the James Gray shrug factor and it grows in your head.  Gets better every time I think back on it.  
Living (Sony Classics)

HE’s bottom lineThe Fabelmans, Top Gun: Maverick, Everything Everywhere All At Once, She Said, Tar, Close, Empire of Light, Armageddon Time (8)

Obnoxious Couple in Starbucks

I have a 10:45 am appointment at the Norwalk DMV (new license and plates), and I’m chilling in a nearby Starbucks.  “Chilling” isn’t actually the word due to a  boom-box couple sitting 15 feet away.  They’re broadcasting (i.e., shouting, bellowing) their conversation, and every customer has no choice but to listen to the dude, who sounds exactly like Delroy Lindo as he turns on the charm.  The Delilah he’s flirting with is no broadcasting slouch herself.  They’re oblivious to the fact that the conversational noise they’re making is as distracting (and certainly as annoying) as a barking dog.  It all comes down to how you were raised.  If you come from a loud family, you’re going to follow suit as an adult.