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A reasonably decent HE parody piece, posted earlier today by Seasonal Aflac Disorder:
May 5, 2023 2:42 pmby Jeff Wells
Everyone ages but people expect celebrities to do a better job of holding back the ravages of time. Or, failing that, to at least resemble their younger selves. That’s all they have to do — just bear a passing resemblance.
May 5, 2023 2:37 pmby Jeffrey Wells

“Well, what was your latest ‘preneur’”

“She threw up in her mask. Now cut the bullshit, please. Just say it. She threw up in her mask.”

“Don’t be vulgar, Jean. Let us be crooked, but never common.”

“Now, very simply, is he there or is he not fucking there?”

“I’m Shiva, the god of death.”

“There’s nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh.”

“”You don’t understand. There’s nothing…there’s nothing there. There’s nothing there.”

“You’re greedy, unfeeling, inept, indifferent, self-inflating and unconscionably profitable. Besides that, I have nothing against you. I’m sure you play a helluva game of golf.”

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May 5, 2023 1:56 pmby Jeffrey Wells

...except in the matter of WGA strikes. A feeling in my bones tells me the just-begun work stoppage, which right now is only affecting the late-night talk shows, could last well into the summer. Or beyond that, God forbid. I read this morning that the dispute boils down to 2% of studio profit margins. But the real bugaboo is the generative AI factor.
May 5, 2023 7:46 amby Jeffrey Wells
May 5, 2023 7:26 amby Jeffrey Wells



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