In a world in which the 76 year-old Cher is banging a dude 40 years younger (i.e., 36 year-old Alexander Edwards), no one, least of all myself, could possibly have a problem with Jake Gyllenhaal, 41, being entwined with 26-year-old model Jeanne Cadieu…a 15-year age difference is nothing.

I do, however, have a problem with Gyllenhaal’s baggy jeans. The last time I checked (and please correct if I’m wrong) they were called “dad” jeans. I’ve been dodging the thought of dad jeans for a good 40-plus years….hell, all my life. The slouchy “normcore” aesthetic is everywhere…baggy, baggy, baggy.