I’m sorry — I meant to title this article “Snow Zegler and Seven Diverse Individuals Seeking To Craft and Fulfill Their Unique Identities and Aspirations.”
It seems (emphasis on the “s” word) as if Disney’s forthcoming Snow White (3.22.24) is some kind of reconstituted, anti-classical, woke-Stalinist nightmare — a Khmer Rouge-y, dwarf-less, political re-education camp reimagining of Walt Disney’s animated Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (’37)…good God almighty!
Written by co-scenarists Greta Gerwig and Erin Cressida Wilson and directed by Marc Webb, you can smell the woke garlic from a thousand miles away.
No dwarves, no diamond mine, no 19th Century fairy-tale mythology, no poisoned apple, no “mirror mirror on the wall”, no handsome Prince awaking Snow White from a coma-like slumber…actually I’m not sure that all or even most of these story elements have been eliminated but I do know for sure that the dwarves have been tossed.
Rise up, all ye traditional, had-it-up-to-here American parents!…rise up and push back against this revisionist, musical-minded serving of politically correct mush and send it to the same box-office dungeon or recovery clinic where Lightyear, Elemental, The Little Mermaid and Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny are currently licking their wounds…if for no other reason than to feel the sheer adrenalized joy of revolt and rejection against the elite Marxist social visionaries.
In short, please tell the Disney wokesters to shove it…yes, once again.
Bugsy Siegel: “20 dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet…20 dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet…20 dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet,” etc.
