I’ve been hanging around Albuquerque Sunport for the last 24 hours, and can now say with absolute authority that I’ve been used, screwed, subdued, tattooed, boogaloo’ed and Jet Blue’d…
Last night’s Jet Blue flight to JFK was supposed to leave a little after 11 pm. It didn’t, of course, and then it self-cancelled. I gypsy-cabbed over to a nearby Super 8 and crashed in room #106. I returned to the airport around noon and suffered with an atrocious wifi signal for three hours…mute nostril agony.
The current departure time (delayed from the original 3:15 pm) is now 4:13 pm, which will probably actually leave around 5. No wifi on the plane, of course. I wouldn’t be surprised if we get into JFK around midnight.
Jet Blue management should be tried for crimes against humanity in the Hague.