Behaving like the careless twat that I am, I dropped an unopened, totally sealed can of Diet Coke into my computer bag the other night. It had to stay sealed, I figured. Coke cans don’t open themselves, right? Well, his one fucking did and soon after my two-year-old 16-inch Macbook Pro — the newest one I own, the one with no problems to speak of — was toast. Totally ruined. Yesterday I was forced to buy a newbie on Back Market — Macbook Pro 2021 — Apple M1 Pro 10-core and 16-core GPU — 32GB RAM — SSD 512 GB. Less than $700. A good deal but fuck me all the same.
