If I come back as a dog, I’d wouldn’t want to live in Asia because there’d be a fair chance I’d be killed and chopped up and grilled and served as somebody’s meal. I’d want to be a rich American dog living in Beverly Hills. Point of fact, I’d like to live with Candice Bergen and have the kind of life that this basset hound is living. Except I’d want be be a golden retriever. Seriously, read this story and who’s got it better — this dog or your average citizen in southern Lebanon?

August 3, 2006by Jeffrey Wells16 Comments