All right, I’m sold…Lord of War (Lions Gate, 9.16), a snarky-attitude comedy about weapons dealers, is going to be a guilty pleasure. The trailer had me grinning from the get-go, and toying with the possibility that Andrew Niccol’s film is better than William Freidkin’s Deal of the Century (’83), which trod on the same turf. Nic Cage, Ethan Hawke, Jared “large wang” Leto and Bridget Moynahan are the leads in the newbie. The only thing that scares me is the fact that Niccol also directed Simone, which was the worst piece of shit Al Pacino’s ever been in. But seriously, the trailer is very cool. My favorite bit: a guy in a gray suit comes up to Cage, flashes his ID and says, “We’re with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.” And Cage wearily replies, “And this is not about the alcohol and tobacco.”