Joel Schumacher‘s Trespass, a thriller about some baddie-waddies kidnapping a well-to-do couple (Nicolas Cage, Nicole Kidman), will play mid-September at the Toronto Film Festival, open theatrically on 10.14.11 and then…wham, hit the Bluray shelves on 11.1, only two and a half weeks later. That’s pretty much a straight-to-Bluray release with a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it theatrical pit stop. Have Cage or Kidman ever starred in an almost-straight-to-video flick before?