The Penelope Cruz-plus-two-guys-in-gray-suits photo, one of four posted yesterday on the Facebook promo page for Woody Allen‘s To Rome With Love, struck me as surreal. The young guy and the much older guy must be nearly the size of Peter Dinklage. I’ve stood next to Cruz and would say she’s 5’5″ or 5’6″ — no taller.

Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg in Woody Allen’s To Rome With Love — surely one of the lamest-sounding titles in Allen’s 45-plus years of filmmaking.

Ellen Page, jesse Eisenberg.