Are you now or have you ever been a reviewer with a suppressed racial bias that you don’t even know you have? Will you now atone for this by pledging full & absolute allegiance to the New Order, and more particularly to Nate Parker‘s The Birth of a Nation and the Sundance cominterm that has recently praised it to the heavens? Will you pledge here and now to do cartwheels in the lobby the next time you see a politically significant African-American film? Join us now and we’ll forgive you. But we also want you to give us names of other reviewers with a suppressed racial bias. It’s for their own good as well as your own. We already have a lot of their names so you’ll mainly be confirming.