Watched 60 Minutes at a friend’s house, fell asleep on the floor for 15 or 20 minutes, got up and rode home on the bike and missed the two magic WGA moments when (a) Little Miss Sunshine‘s Michael Arndt won the Best Original Screenplay award, and (b) The Departed‘s William Monahan won the Best Adapted Screenplay trophy. Like everyone knew, predicted, had no doubt about, etc. “I’m gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don’t smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks? Go fuck yourself.”