…to be wearing this solidarity-with-the-Iran-protest ribbon, which I’ve had since last Saturday, I’d feel better if there’s was some way to really help. It would obviously be stupid and reckless and ruin everything, but my inner 12 year-old would dearly love to see dozens of teams of paramilitary hard-asses dropped into Tehran — cool guys like Chris Walken in The Dogs of War, I mean — so they could kick some mullah ass.