Throw these two into a dank, dirty, medieval cell and toss the key into a nearby pond.

10.14 Update from’s Ians Young: “One of Vincent Van Gogh’s famous Sunflowers paintings has been cleaned and is back on display, after climate activists threw tins of what appeared to be tomato soup over it.

“London’s National Gallery confirmed it is now back in place, about six hours after the soup incident.”