After three weeks in theaters The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1 has earned $560 million in global ticket sales…and absolutely no one cares. There is no Mockingjay…it has no scent, no gravitas, no molecular mass, no meaning, nothing. Mockingjay doesn’t exist in the Hollywood Elsewhere realm and I do not exist in its realm, and that’s fine. Hooray for Lionsgate stockholders. Plus it won’t even open in China, where people have no taste in movies whatsoever, until next year.