As an accredited New York Film Festival press pass holder, I requested a ticket to Monday night’s “secret” Lincoln screening at Alice Tully Hall, as everyone else with the same pass did. It took the NYFF all day to say “sorry, we can’t help.” Uh-huh. I don’t know but I strongly suspect there’s a general coordinated strategy to keep me away from this puppy. Lincoln tickets went on sale today and sold out right away. I’m considering flying to NYC this weekend if I can buy a ticket from a scalper. So I’m asking. I’ll pay an unfair price.