The N.Y. Times and Twitter are saying that exit polls indicate that Boris Johnson‘s conservatives are headed for a majority. The win will “cement Mr. Johnson’s claim to 10 Downing Street, paving the way for Britain’s exit from the European Union in less than two months.” — N.Y. Times.

British urbans and outlying bumblefucks voted in pubs, churches, schools and other polling stations for their next government in this, the third general election since 2015.