“I would really like us all to have a meeting about this so we can discuss and generate more ideas for the third weekend EVENT. Maybe we can have Optimus Prime host a day at the MTV Beach House? They still do that? Just spitballing, but that’s the kind of thing we should be kicking around together. Because I WILL NOT be beaten by the foreign gay with the lederhosen hot pants. — Thank you, Michael Bay” — from today’s debut Movieline entry by Mark “three times weekly” Lisanti, posted at 1:15 eastern.
