An “extremely intoxicated” Andy Dick was arrested this morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges, says The Smoking Gun. Dick, 42, was popped about 10 hours ago in Riverside County after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl, etc. The incident occurred outside a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. Two lessons: (a) addictions will ruin your life, and (b) don’t smile like some demonic character out of a Batman film (or like the great John Barrymore in 1920’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde) when they take your mug shot.

Andy Dick, John Barrymore