This was a Google-speak response to the AI software having insisted on transforming all historical figures into persons of color. Google has posted an updated statement, saying that it will re-release an “improved” (i.e., significantly whiter) version soon.
May I ask a question? What is the basic difference between (a) black-icizing historical figures via Google Gemini and (b) movies using the presentismaesthetic to assert that people of color were or could, within the realm of our enlightened progressive imaginings, be persons of color in the past, including the British past?
Since ’15 or thereabouts we’ve all seen like-minded features, plays and cable series set in the 19th and 18th Centuries as well as Elizabethan England, including Netflix’s Bridgerton, Josie Rourke‘s Mary, Queen of Scots, Lynsey Miller and Eve Hedderwick Turner‘s Anne Boleyn, B’way’s Hamilton, Joel Coen‘s The Tragedy of Macbeth (set well before Elizabethan times) and so on.
The casting of all these productions reflect the woke Hollywood aesthetic known as “presentism“. All Google Gemini did was take this well-established trend and inject into a software tasked with providing historical images.
Last night I re-watched John Carpenter‘s Assault on Precinct 13 (’76). I do so every couple of years. I first caught it at the Museum of Modern Art in ’78 or ’79. I’ve seen it at least eight or nine times since, and I don’t even want to think about the 2005 Ethan Hawke-Larry Fishburne remake.
There are two reasons why I keep coming back to this hardboiled, Howard Hawksian, Rio Bravo-ish seige film, which is basically about nihilistic gang members looking to murder a small band of defenders inside an all-but-abandoned police precinct in the fictional rathole town of “Anderson”, a stand-in for any one of those parched and blighted burghs in South Central Los Angeles that most of have never visited and will almost certainly avoid visiting for the rest of our lives.
Reason #1 is that Carpenter’s film is a much leaner, tighter and more finely crafted film than Rio Bravo (’59) or the other two Hawks films that use the same sheriff-defending-the-jailhouse plot, El Dorado (’66) and Rio Lobo (’70).
Assault is really a masterpiece — taut, tense, boiled down, brilliantly shot and edited, and occasionally quite funny.
Reason #2 is Darwin Joston‘s dead-perfect performance as the terse, hard-bitten and rather romantic Napoleon Wilson, an allegedly dangerous killer on his way to prison who ironically turns out to be a first-rate hombre when the chips are down.
It’s not a rumor: Wilson is one of the greatest tough-guy characters ever created for the screen — calm, steady, sardonic, an embittered philosopher, a tender fellow with a lady (Laurie Zimmer‘s “Leigh”), a soul man with a sense of acrid black humor, and a guy you can totally trust with a shotgun…100% dependable when the heat is on and the odds are damn near insurmountable.
I’m dead serious here — Napoleon Wilson (Carpenter wrote the character with Joston in mind) is one of the greatest and most iconic action-film heroes ever written or performed, right up there with Al Pacino‘s Vincent Hanna in Heat, Robert Redford‘s Sundance kid, Robert Mitchum‘s Jeff Markham in Out of the Past, Humphrey Bogart‘s classic trio (Sam Spade, Richard Blaine, Fred C. Dobbs), Walter Matthau‘s Charley Varrick and anyone else you’d care to name.
And poor Joston, who passed in 1998 at the age of 61, never landed another role even half as good. Tragic.
A sampling of Napoleon Wilson’s classic lines:
“I believe in one man.”
“Chains is all I’ve got to look forward to.”
“Can’t argue with a confident man.”
“In my situation, days are like women — each one’s so damn precious, but they all end up leaving you.”
“It’s an old story with me. I was born out of time.”
Commenting about the employment situations in Gainesville vs. Scranton [2:23 mark]:
“I know what I say to my friends and the people of Gainesville. Things may be bad where you live, but I guarantee you it is a paradise compared to the burning coal heap that is Scranton, Pennsylvania. You know that show The Walking Dead? If you went to the lowest circle of hell, you’d still be 45 minutes outside of Scranton. I grew up there, I love it…it’s the single worst place on earth.”
I shook Joe Biden’s hand during a 2008 Democratic party campaign event at West Hollywood’s Pacific Design Center. I waited in line a good 45 minutes if not longer to meet Joe, who was 65 (just shy of 66) at the time and wearing a light silver-gray suit. Joe pressed must’ve pressed flesh that night with over 1000 people, perhaps more. His hands must’ve been numb, not to mention his soul. When the moment finally came, I said “greetings, Senator”. Biden nodded and went “hmmm.” I understood — no worries. But I could feel his vibe, his energy. He was alive and attuned, and that was 16 years ago.
Things change. The body and spirit inevitably decline. You can’t stop the process. I would have the 2012 version.
Posted in the immediate wake of the death of Hal Needham on 10.25.13:
What killed Burt Reynolds‘ career as a top-dog Hollywood movie star? What caused his luck or his string to run out? The main trigger was Burt’s decision to star in a string of lowbrow shitkicker films, most of which were directed by his buddy Hal Needham, who started out in the mid ’50s as a stuntman.
Under Needham’s Lubistch-like guidance Reynolds starred in Smokey and the Bandit (’77), Hooper (’78), Smokey and the Bandit 2, The Cannonball Run (’81), Stroker Ace (’83) and The Cannonball Run II (’84).
It’s generally understood that Reynolds stabbed his career in the heart when he turned down the astronaut role in James L. Brooks‘ Terms of Endearment in order to make Stroker Ace, allegedly out of loyalty to Needham. Yeehaw!
Condolences to Needham’s family and friends, but he was one of the worst directors to ever make a dent in this town. No, wait…I didn’t mean that. Well, actually I did. The Cannonball Run II was one of the most throughly cynical and poisonous films I’ve ever sat through (that Frank Sinatra cameo!), and I actually paid to see the damn thing in a Times Square theatre.
If you’ve ever cared about the wondrous transportation of cinema, the films of Hal Needham will always be a must-to-avoid. But I’m sure he was a nice guy and a good friend, etc. He knew how to kick back, chill the brewskis, fire up the charcoal grill and have a good old time.
If given a choice between leading a Needham-type life and the kind of life lived by Paul Thomas Anderson or Llewyn Davis or Franz Kafka or John Huston, I’m guessing that most Americans would choose the Needham path.
Fool that you are, you suggest a certain film for the evening. “What’s it about, who’s in it, when was it made?” etc. You give her all that. She has a problem with overly theatrical acting styles, she says, and believes that only films made in the ’80s and beyond have genuine, real-deal acting behavior, so you assure her that the acting isn’t fake.
And then you might mention the music or the cinematography or your history with the film, etc.
“How many times have you seen it?” I don’t know, five or six times, ten or twelve times, more than a few. “And you want to see it again?” I can see great films over and over, it doesn’t matter. On top of which it kinda makes it new in a way when you see it with a virgin.
“What’s the title again?” You give her that and after endless skepticism and vague reluctance she says “okay, let’s go.”
And then you call up the stream or insert the Bluray into the tray or you head for the Aero or Metrograph or Film Forum, and then the movie starts and five or ten minutes later she says, “Oh, I’ve seen this!”
Progressive lefty critics don’t want to know from harrowing depictions of violent, hardscrabble, non-white, hand-to-mouth, lower-income, mentally-stressed NYC natives howling and moaning and suffering the pains of hell in shitty, grubby, rat-infested apartments.
Because such depictions don’t blend with the progressive program and are generally bad for the soul. It doesn’t matter if Ryan King‘s screenplay was a Black List favorite. Critics don’t approve and that’s that. When I saw this film in Cannes last May I noticed two or three female jouurnalists walking out early.
Critics will, however. approve of or at least give a pass to Martin Scorsese‘s Bringing Out The Dead (’99), which is quite similar to Jean Stephane-Sauvaier‘s Asphalt City (Vertical / Roadside, 3.29) but is insulated to some extent by being 25 years old and therefore from another, less socially scrutinized era.
The idea for the new HE podcast is to call it “The Misfits“**, and to video record it on Zoom….three or four heads at a time. I’ve never organized a Zoom project so I’ll need to learn the ropes fast, including the basics of uploading the Zoomcast to Substack and getting the sound right.
HE friendo EdwardChampion, who knows the tech stuff top to bottom, has graciously offered a certain amount of guidance.
As the honcho I’ll participate each and every time, of course. You can never be sure who has real character and cojones and who doesn’t when the heat is on, but a couple of folks will turn out to be regulars, I’m sure, and some others will become every-other-weekers or once-monthly alternates.
The table settings are far from final but anyone who wants to step up to the plate and pick up a baseball bat and face those the pressure and the fastballs…the door is open.
Good amigo Sasha Stone is stepping back but has always been and always will be an excellent human being. Glenn Kenny is talking about chatting this weekend…here’s hoping. The feisty and fearless Tatiana Antropova is willing to give it a shot. HE regular “Eddie Ginley” and I will be speaking soon. Manhattan funny guy podcaster Bill McCuddy is down with the idea. “Zoey Rose” has said she’d like to jump in from time to time.
Two behind-the-camera friendos have backed out…okay. Jeff Sneider initially said in a thread that he wanted to co-host, and then he vaporized. Kristi Coulter indicated in the same thread that she might want to take part in a discussion or two, and then…
It’ll take two or three weeks to iron out the kinks, but the initial plan is to try and make the first bumpy Zoomer happen this weekend — probably on Sunday. It’ll happen for dead sure the following weekend.
And my earnest pledge to be more careful and exacting forthwith. I could offer weak excuses but to what end? It just felt safer to be ticketed to a certain screening that I might be able to attend than to not be ticketed. I should have been more vigilant.
From “Schindler’s List: An Oral History of a Masterpiece,” an oral history THR history piece by Scott Feinberg. Posted on 2.21.24. Feinberg spent about a month interviewing everyone (Steven Spielberg, Liam Neeson, Martin Scorsese, Mike Ovitz, et. al.) and throwing it all together.
Spielberg: “I had known Billy Wilder because when I was making E.T. and Poltergeist at MGM, Billy was a consultant there. He was given scripts to read, especially comedies, and would make notes on the scripts and give them back to the studio people, [and this process was killing him].
“Billy felt he was wasting his life. We would have lunch often in the commissary, and Billy would say, ‘I just cannot get a film off the ground anymore. Whatever worked for me for 30 years is not working any more. The humor is different. I read these scripts, make some notes, give ideas, and my ideas are ideas that would’ve been brilliant in the 1940s and ’50s, but nobody’s accepting them today.’
“Years later he called me at the office and said, ‘I need to see you, it’s very important.’ I said, ‘Okay, I’ll come over to your house.’ He said, ‘No, I need to come to you, because I’m going to ask you for something.’ So he came over to Amblin and up to my office, and he said, ‘I just read a book and found out you own it, Schindler’s List. This is my experience before I came to America. I lost everyone over there. I need to tell this story, and I hear you own the rights. Will you let me direct this and you can produce it with me?’
“And I didn’t know what to say except to tell him the truth. I said, ‘Billy, I’m leaving for Krakow in three weeks. The whole film’s been cast. All the crew’s been hired. I start shooting at the end of February.’ Billy couldn’t speak and then I couldn’t speak, and I just reached my hand out and Billy took my hand.”
This story originally appeared in a Premiere magazine story, “Un pour tous” by Léonard Haddad, published in December 2015-January 2016 issue. It was concurrently posted by “Chippily“.
Imagine you’re speaking to Ryan Gosling in a dark cellar room with a single chair, a table and a light bulb hanging from a cord, and he’s somehow slipped into a very candid mood…cough it up, no holds barred. And you ask him “of the 26 or 27 films you’ve made since Remember The Titans, how many are you seriously proud of? How many hold up honorably and beautifully?”
If i were in Gosling’s shoes, I would name the following 7 films: The Believer, Blue Valentine, The Driver, The Big Short, The Nice Guys, La La Land, Barbie.
The other 19 or 20 Gosling films are decent, not bad, passable, problematic, disappointing, underwhelming, painful: Remember the Titans, Murder by Numbers, The Slaughter Rule, The United States of Leland, The Notebook, Stay, Half Nelson, Fracture, Lars and the Real Girl, All Good Things, Crazy, Stupid, Lovem, The Ides of March, The Place Beyond the Pines, Gangster Squad, Only God Forgives, Lost River, Song to Song, Blade Runner, First Man, The Gray Man.
So 7 out of 27 or roughly 25% good and 75% problematic in one way or another. That’s not a terrible average. It’s probably an inevitable one.
There is no more terrible sound in our Godless universe than the shrieking of a “friendly” celebrity, laughing with forced, exuberant, high-pitched glee.
Charles Melton‘s moussed hair looks really great…seriously.
Lily Gladstone‘s slicked-back hair looks good, but what’s with the pinkish ghost face? Remember that scene in Mike Nichols‘ Silkwood when Diana Scarwid, as Cher’s girlfriend who works in a funeral parlor, was powder-puffing Cher’s face and maing it look all white and chalky, and then Kurt Russell saunters into the kitchen and says “you look like a fucking corpse”?
Why is Tinkerbell-sized Jenny Ortega hanging with this group? The only semi-noteworthy film she did in ’23 was Scream VI.
I get it, I get it…Barry Keoghan and the W magazine guys want to alarm and offend middle-class schmucks like myself. Mission accomplished, so to speak.
Comment #1: Thank God in heaven that they chose not show Keoghan’s “blood”-stained feet. Comment #2: The grand guignol effect is compromised if not ruined by Keohgan’s grotesque bee-stung nose. Comment #3: No offense but if Bloody Barry was the size of an insect and I happened to notice him crawling along my kitchen floor, I would gently pick him up and take him outside and place him in the grass…I wouldn’t stomp him to death…I would give him the gift of freedom.
