I know Steven Soderbergh‘s forthcoming virus movie, called Contagion, is going to thrill and enthrall because there’s nothing better than when a idiosyncratic high-integrity helmer goes down the primal popcorn route. Except I really don’t want to see a virus movie about pale-faced people staggering around with their noses bleeding and sores on their cheeks. I don’t want that stuff in my head. To paraphrase Jack Nicholson, “Go sell virus someplace else — we’re all stocked up here.” (The Playlist‘s Rodrigo Perez has the scoop.)
We’re all expecting the humor is be sharp and bee-stingy during Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin‘s hosting of the 3.7 Oscar Awards. But it’s highly unusual for an official Oscar poster to sell the hosts rather than the event itself…no? Hasn’t every previous poster just settled on some new rendering of the classic iconography?
An iPhone repair site called iResQ has posted photos of a possibly authentic representation of the forthcoming iPhone 4G. The big news is that it’s about 1/4 inch taller than the iPhone 3G . The 4G is supposed to come out sometime this summer. I may not be able to get it because of the terms of my AT&T contract. Everyone really despises AT&T, and with good reason.
Santa Barbara Film Festival chief Roger Durling conducted an intelligent and intriguing discussion last night with Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow at the Lobero theatre. You can’t hear him as clearly as Bigelow on my video clip, but that’s okay. The Loveless, Near Dark and Blue Steel weren’t right for me. Like many others I got on the Bigelow boat with Point Break, and it was clear sailing until September ’08 when I first saw The Hurt Locker, at which point she entered my all-time pantheon.
Here are Kris Tapley‘s impressions of same.
Rich Juzwiak of fourfour.com has compiled all the famous bathroom-mirror-shock scenes into one YouTube clip. He misses, of course, the seminal grandaddy of mirror-scare scenes from Roman Polanski‘s Repulsion (1965) — i.e., the moment when Catherine Denueve closes her bedroom closet door and the mirror catches a guy standing behind her.
The Repulsion moment happens around 1.35.
I guess Juzwiak didn’t use it because…what, it didn’t take place in a bathroom? The man is handicapped. His montage is a perfect distillation of the myopic mentality of film nerds for whom the term “older film” is something made in the early ’80s.
Stephen Colbert‘s latest Sarah Palin riff (which aired last night) concluded with a blunt but stirring punchline. (It took him a while to get there.) More crackling is the argument about Palin on Joy Behar‘s CNN show between the disapproving Ron Reagan Jr. and the Medusa-haired Pamela Geller of AtlasShrugs.com.
Eight years ago Newark Star-Ledger film critic Stephen J. Whitty asked Harrison Ford about Marshall Fine’s notion that stinking rich film stars should consider using their power and freedom to make small personal indie-style films, and “he thought I was crazy,” Whitty reports.
“Ford isn’t just an actor but a movie star, too — not just a celebrity but a commodity. He’s extremely aware of how long he chased success in Hollywood, acutely conscious of the business of the show business he’s in. And he’s at peace with that. [During our interview to promote Kathryn Bigelow‘s K9], “the words ‘money’, ‘business’, ‘job’ and ‘earning a living’ tunred up often in his answers. The words ‘art’, ‘craft’, ‘calling’ or ‘profession’ weren’t mentioned once.
“Take, for example, the question of low-budget, independent films. Most big-name actors say they’d love to do one, if the right part came along. A few — Jennifer Aniston, Matt Damon, Samuel L. Jackson — have actually gone ahead and taken the chance. So if some bright young kid with a digicam came up to Ford with a semi-improvised script and an idea for a fast and dirty 14-day-shoot…
“The hypothetical wasn’t even finished before Ford’s mouth twisted a little in impatience.
“‘You’ve created a scenario that’s very easy for me to say no to,’ he said. ‘This is a business for me. I have things to do with my time when I’m not earning a living, and I do pretty much tend to practice this as a job. If I’m going to take on a challenge I want it to be something where I can devote a certain period of time, make my nut and then go home.'”
Everyone wants health care reform but the Democrats “couldn’t sell it,” Bill Maher said to Jay Leno last Friday night. They’re so impotent in their unwillingness to wield power that “they couldn’t sell a cub scout to a pedophile,” he said.
Ed Luce‘s Financial Times assessment of the Obama administration’s failure says it’s basically caught in a campaign mode, and that the principal bad guys behind this emphasis are Obama’s four most trusted aides — chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, senior adviser David Axelrod, spokesperson Robert Gibbs and senior adviser Valerie Jarrett.
A HuffPost summary states that “if current trends continue, this once mesmerizing Camelot-ish operation will be be seen in the history books as the presidential administration that — to distort slightly and inversely paraphrase Churchill — never have so many talented people managed to achieve so little with so much.”
“Just over a year into his tenure, America’s 44th president governs a bitterly divided nation, a world increasingly hard to manage and an America that seems more disillusioned than ever with Washington’s ways. What went wrong?
“Those around [Obama] have a…specific diagnosis, and one that is striking in its uniformity. The Obama White House is geared for campaigning rather than governing, they say.
“Barring Richard Nixon‘s White House, few can think of an administration that has been so dominated by such a small inner circle.
“‘It is a very tightly knit group,’ says a prominent Obama backer who has visited the White House more than 40 times in the past year. ‘This is a kind of ‘we few’ group…that achieved the improbable in the most unlikely election victory anyone can remember and, unsurprisingly, their bond is very deep.’
“John Podesta, a former chief of staff to Bill Clinton and founder of the Center for American Progress, the most influential think-tank in Mr Obama’s Washington, says that while he believes Mr. Obama does hear a range of views, including dissenting advice, problems can arise from the narrow composition of the group itself.”
Marshall Fine is wondering why three fabulously wealthy big-name actors who are past their prime and on their way down — Tom Hanks, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson — don’t just retire from the mass-market movie game and henceforth act only in pure indie or even straight-to-video flicks for young directors who could use their help.
In a pig’s eye. You’d think that a marquee-name actor with several hundred million in his or her bank account would want to make movies for quality-chops alone and hang the box-office. But for some perverse reason the richer actors get the less inclined they are to make smallish films. (Bruce Willis is an exception.) The only actors who act in bare-bone indie flicks are those who have no other choice.
Great amounts of cash don’t just soothe and anesthetize — they also kill the urge to create vital small-scale cinema.
Do you think Steven Spielberg will ever make an Amblin’ or an E.T. again — a small straight-from-the-heart movie? He is known primarily these days for being (a) a ridiculously wealthy wheeler-dealer producer, (b) a director of insubstantial escapist mulch, and (c) being too chickenshit to direct the Abraham Lincoln/Liam Neeson/Tony Kushner movie.
Where is that smallish indie film that George Lucas said he wanted to direct? It’ll never happen.
Yeshua of Nazareth said something about it being easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. What he meant was that rich folk are incapable of giving themselves to something for its own spiritual value. They’re always looking at life in terms of their portfolio.
James Cameron is an exception to this rule. The reason is that he was born — blessed — with a reckless madman gene.
Fine puts it thusly: “Why don’t these stars of the 1980s and 1990s announce that, henceforth, they are retiring from the blockbuster game? They’ll only do small independent films that interest them and will willingly be paid scale and a small piece of the back end, rather than their seven or eight-figure quote. They will make themselves available to first-time and rising directors who have a vision but lack the funds to make their low-budget films.
“While I’m getting all pie-in-the-sky here, why not take it a step farther? These will all be films made specifically for video-on-demand, but will play the festival circuit to generate buzz and will be offered to critics for review. These stars will then do publicity for the films – say, via a satellite press day – with whoever is interested. They’ll also hit the late-night talk show circuit to promote the films, thus lending legitimacy and creating a want-to-see factor for video-on-demand.
“As a result, the term ‘straight to video’ will lose its onus and become synonymous with quality, inexpensive films. The ripple effect will include an increase in the homes equipped to receive/purchase these films, which are significantly cheaper than the cost of visiting a multiplex or even an arthouse.
“This ignores, of course, the usual trend: that the unknown and rising directors will have a hit with their personal vision – and then gladly sell their souls to collect a major payday to make a comic-book movie. (The (500) Days of Summer guy.)
“More often, it’s only stars who have reached a certain level of desperation, who will grasp at a role in a small, low-paying independent film as a possible way out of the doldrums – a way to get some indie cred, but only to relaunch as a studio commodity. And the idea is that, with luck, the film will get noticed and vault them back to the big-time.”
Notes on a Season columnist Pete Hammond recently reported Avatar director-writer James Cameron believes that were it not for the Alice in Wonderland, Hubble 3D and How To Train Your Dragon eating up all the 3-D screens in March that Avatar might reach the $3 billion worldwide mark.
I asked Cameron about this myself two nights ago and he confirmed. I don’t know about the $3 billion but he’s almost certainly right that if Avatar could remain in all the 3-D venues it would continue to earn big-time into March and April.
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