A nicely put David Poland/MCN copy link — “a Bosley Crowther moment?” — went up a while ago regarding this John Patterson Guardian piece about Martin Scorsese and The Departed . Patterson trashes the film and harumphs that “after an enormously fulfilling relationship of nearly 30 years, it may be all over for me and Scorsese [since] I cannot decently call The Departed ‘a return to form’, which seems to be the prevailing opinion.” It’s perfectly fine to roll with your own opinion in whatever direction, but that’s what Crowther was doing when he (a) praised Cleopatra, (b) questioned the appropriateness of mocking the defense estab- lishment in Dr. Strangelove and then (c) trashed Bonnie and Clyde.

This is the end of an entire Sunset Strip mecca experience, a place that always felt like the epicenter of of L.A.’s music industry…until things changed.

It all started when greedy retailers started charging those ridiculous sky-high prices for CDs in the late ’80s and ’90s, which caused many of us to laugh with pleasure when people began to illegally download songs online. This is largely why Tower bit the dust — not enough kids are buying CDs because of the whole digital revolution. But if there was ever a case of justified commercial payback, it was the music industry gorging on CD profits in the ’80s and ’90s and then suffering from the rise of Napster and Limewire in the late ’90s and early 00’s…eat shit! Tower has been a mainstay since…what, the late ’60s? We’d all love to see Amoeba take over this space, but they’d have to jettison the store they have now adjacent to the Arclight to make it work. Wouldn’t they?

“Narrative has been a big poison of cinema. The narrative is not a good thing just to be attached to. It doesn’t free us to explore more images, metaphors, poetry. When you’re dealing with different subject matters that you want to address, it’s better to expand the possibilities. I have been fascinated always that the character is defined not only because of what he does but [how] the others around him affect him. We are defined by the others. In Latin American literature this kind of structure is a natural way to tell a story, so I’ve been influenced by that.” — Babel‘s Alejandro Gonzalez Innaritu speaking to AP’s Ryan Pearson.

There will always be outfits offering formulas and stratagems that will cut down on the risk factors in movie-making. A New Yorker article by Malcolm Gladwell is focusing on a a new permutation of this — a British- based company called Epagogix. If every producer and creative executive in this town were to embrace Epagogix, the effects upon the withered soul of Hollywood would be nothing short of demonic. And yet, to be perfectly honest, if I were running a studio I would probably take a look at it.
The principals are Dick Copaken, Nick Meaney and Sean Verity. They’re basically offering a “neural network” program that, in a Hollywood sense, counts cards at the casino. Their site says that Epagogix “works confidentially with senior management of major film studios to assist in identifying and developing scripts, and in transforming scripts with low box-office revenue potential into properties that can be profitably produced and distributed.”
“If you were developing a $75-million buddy picture for Bruce Willis and Colin Farrell, Epagogix says, it can tell you, based on past experience, what that script’s particular combination of narrative elements can be expected to make at the box office,” writes Gladwell. “If the formula says it’s a $50-million script, you pull the plug.”
The neural network, says Meaney, “can sometimes go on for hours. If you look at the computer, you see lots of flashing numbers in a gigantic grid. It’s like ‘The Matrix.’ There are a lot of computations. The guy is there, the whole time, looking at it. It eventually stops flashing, and it tells us what it thinks the American box-office will be. A number comes out.”
“The way the neural network thinks is not that different from the way a Hollywood executive thinks: if you pitch a movie to a studio, the executive uses an ad-hoc algorithm–perfected through years of trial and error–to put a value on all the components in the story. Neural networks, though, can handle problems that have a great many variables, and they never play favorites — which means (at least in theory) that as long as you can give the neural network the same range of information that a human decision-maker has, it ought to come out ahead.”

A couple of good hombres hook up, throw ideas around, it feels mostly right and things jell really nicely and three excellent films result. Then the usual headstrong egoistic stuff happens (harmony between willful types never, ever lasts) and things devolve and the guys eventually say to each other, “This isn’t working like it used to…time to move on” and they both do this and whatever happens on their separate journeys, happens. What…a… shocker!

“The title may throw some moviegoers, but it’s really quite profound. According to Webster’s, Babel is a confusion of voices or sounds. There are many different languages spoken here, lots of translation needed from one character to another. What unites them is a unifying voice, however. One which speaks universal truths in understanding the harsh realism of humanity.” — senior Variety editor Stuart Levine, writing on msnbc.com.

I was looking at an autobiographical piece I wrote when I was ten or eleven, and apart from the appalling prose style it struck me how clear and legible my handwriting was. My handwriting is pathetic these days. That’s what being on a keyboard all this time will do. I presume this is the case all around.

In the bottom of the photo, by the way, there’s a brief description of the death of a black cocker spaniel puppy in my neighborhood, when I was three years old. A moving truck backed up and flattened the little guy. I mentioned this event about five years ago in my Reel.com column, and wrote, “I can still see that little black pancake on the pavement with the tongue sticking out.” These words were subsequently used as part of an online objet d’art that appeared a year or so later.

“You learn very early, or you learn never, if you’re an actor. You sit in front of that mirror at the Theatre Royal, Bristol, in 1958 and learn that that is the meat. You can’t be self-conscious about [your face]. If you are, you’re dead.
“The rest is self-consciousness and nightmare. I’ve watched actors I know — who are not really actors, but they get away with it in the movies — and they spend their life not being able to bear their profile, poor sods. It’s the vain who get fucked up. I’ve never thought about it.” — Venus star Peter O’Toole speaking to interviewer Jasper Reeds in last Sunday’s London Times.
Rees mentions toward the end of the piece that O’Toole “is not an easy man to talk to, at least about himself and his work. He is not prone to self-analysis.” My feelings exactly as I tried to make the most of my O’Toole interview for GQ maga- zine some 26 years ago, which occured in the downstairs den of his home near Hampstead Heath and lasted for about 40 minutes.

There’s some significance, I think, in Nicholas Hytner ‘s The History Boys getting only four nominations for the British Independent Film Awards noms. Stephen Frears‘ The Queen took seven, Kevin Macdonald‘s The Last King of Scotland and Shane Meadows‘ This Is England got six each, and Andrea Arnold‘s Red Road and Roger Michell‘s Venus got five each. Katja Hoffman‘s Variety announcement story didn’t mention if Boys star Richard Griffiths landed an acting nomination. The BIFAs will happen 11.29 at the West London’s Hammersmith Palais.

I’ve always been of the opinion that Yeshua of Nazareth was, of course, an Anglo-Saxoner who more or less resembled Jeffrey Hunter in King of Kings. A nice-looking guy with faintly wavy, medium-brown, nearly shoulder-length hair with blondish highlights, almost always dressed in a white robe with Biblical briefs underneath, his eyes a penetrating bright blue and his toenails always pedicured. I realize what this sounds like, but the idea of an African-American Yeshua with black kinky hair has always sounded like a stretch.

“Babel is a masterpiece….a brilliant, profound and devastating film that explores the dangers and consequences of what can happen when words fail, communication ceases and all you’ve got left are feelings,” says New York Observer critic Rex Reed, whom I respect for having laid his always-passionate, sometimes fierce opinions on the line for the last 40-something years.

“One tragic incident may have shock waves around the world, but in Babel the inability to communicate — between cultures or even within relationships — forms the basis of an astonishing series of interwoven stories covering the globe in ways that make you think and empathize. It is filled with haunting elements of pathos, integrity, beauty, grace and terror that are quite simply transcendent. We have two months to go, but at this point, in my opinion, I consider Babel the best film of 2006.”
Reed and I have obviously parked our bicycles in the same rack, but there’s a modest amount of dissent out there. Roughly a quarter of the critics are either scratching their heads or hocking lugies. (It’s running about 5 Rotten Tomato points higher than Flags of Our Fathers and Catch a Fire.) But let’s also note that a film up to something extra and exceptional probably isn’t worth its salt unless it’s irritating or confounding a certain percentage.
A critic friend was asking me last weekend about the “what” of Babel, which he couldn’t quite get his head around. I trotted out the old interconnectivity thing, which is that we’re all ping-pong balls sitting on sprung mousetraps, and that the rule of our communal existence is that one reaction is always begetting another, blah, blah. (Familiar but undeniably true and tragic.) I also mentioned the Alejandro Gonzalez Innaritu line about the things that bind everyone the world over are the ones that give grief, and of course the constancy of parenting and children.
But the real payoff, for me, is the scent of intrigue without any explicit maps or position papers. The universals in the particulars. An unmistakable presence of currents without knowing their precise speed and direction, or even being able to spot each and every piece of debris being carried along.

My general rule of thumb is, a good film doesn’t have to add up like the price of groceries. There are few if any explanational “what’s” in Michelangelo Anton- ioni‘s films, after all. Substance isn’t necessarily something you can detect by breaking down the components and pouring them from one beaker into another.
And it doesn’t bother me in the least if Babel uses the same type of story structure that Amores perros and 21 Grams ran with. I’m amazed that some people are calling this a nagger.
I’m heartened, in any case, that Reed has mentioned the Brad-and-Cate peeing scene as one of the emotional high points. “Blanchett’s diversity is a matter of record,” he acknowledges, “but nothing will prepare you for the power and depth of Pitt’s gut-wrenching performance as the brave, fiercely protective and helpless husband. There’s one scene, where he covers his wife from the prying eyes of African children and helps her pee into a pan in the dirt, that will either move you to tears or remind you that you need to see a shrink.”
I’ve seen Babel three times, and I could easily catch in another couple of times because it’s so well crafted and so immensely watchable. You’ve heard that line hundred of times so wave it away if you choose. You can wave Babel away and call it tiresome and over-rated, but at least check it out and think it through. It opens semi-limited on Friday (10.27) and expands a week or so later.