I’m not going to say that I loathe and despise Marvel’s Fantastic Four: First Steps sight unseen, as that wouldn’t be fair or wise, much less patient.

And yet I do kinda feel this way. The light-blue color scheme — it’s basically The Jetsons within a Marvel universe — makes me feel nauseous. But let’s not go there until it screens.

I can at least say this: As one of the Fantastic Four is played by Joseph Quinn, who is destined to sully, vandalize and perhaps ruin the memory of George Harrison when Sam Mendes‘ quartet of Beatles biopics comes out in ’27…I can at least call myself a Fantastic Four hater because of Quinn alone.

Snapped last night inside the big Danbury AMC, prior to catching Ballerina. Obviously the people behind Fantastic Four: First Steps (Disney, 7.25) have no shame. Has Pedro Pascal ever said no to anything or anyone? And the gingered Joseph Quinn, who will play the physically dissimilar George Harrison for Sam Mendes later this year…this, ladies and germs, is whoredom personified.