I’ve just finished watching episode #1 of the second season of True Detective, and Colin Farrell‘s Detective Ray Velcoro…? C’mon, man. Self destructive, drinking, violent, a wreck, dad bod, a grotesque Russian moustache that signifies the darkest depths of hell, more drinking, burly, belching, uncontrolled everything, unshaven, unwelcome. Farrell needs to be killed or arrested. How is he working for anyone? How has he not been drummed out of the force? And who was that fat red-haired kid who’d been picked on? I hated that kid the moment I laid eyes.