The Dealey Plaza bullets will never add up or square with the official story. The first bullet missed, many have said, and hit a curb or something, the second bullet hit President Kennedy in the neck (although no one’s sure if it came from the TSBD or the grassy knoll) and the third bullet was the pink-spray head shot.

But there was a fourth bullet, of course, which secret service agent Paul Landis found, intact, “sitting on the back seat ledge, where the cushion meets the metal on the car.”

And no one will ever know what definitely happened because it’s been 62 years and people are still speculating and spitballing…forget it! The only irrefutable thing is that Lee Harvey Oswald didn’t fire four bullets.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again — forget the back-of-the-head blowout testimony. It’s not in the Zapruder footage, and there was a young crew-cutted father who appeared on a local Dallas TV news station right after the shooting, who reported that the right side of JFK’s head took the damage, just like the Zapruder film shows.

So forget those crazy Parkland Hospital doctors who claimed otherwise. And double-triple-quadruple forget those doo-wacky conspiracy guys who believe that the Zapruder film was secretly altered…bullshit. Plus Time-Life’s Richard Stolley saw the Zapruder footage hours after the assassination and never said boo, etc.

And I’ll tell you something else: I’ve been to Dealey Plaza and have stood behind the grassy knoll wooden fence, etc., and eyewitnesses have never said that Elm Street, upon which JFK’s limo was cruising when the shots rang out, is more of a downward hill than a gentle slope…it’s a steeper hill than news footage indicates.

One more thing: Oliver Stone, who had hair plugs put in four decades ago, needs to go my Prague hair guy. He just needs to fortify things…no biggie.