Let’s have a little understanding and…well, I was going to say “compassion” for Osama bin Laden‘s penchant for porn. Even mass murderers have libidinal longings, etc. Day in and day out at that grungy Pakistan compound…you can imagine the frustration. Sexual hunger has always been a great leveller, and now — hallelujah! — the Great Dead Fiend has been revealed on a certain level as just another middle-aged bearded guy with a bone-on.

But which porn stars did he like exactly? Or what types? Western blondes, down-home Southern girsl in cutoffs, veiled Muslim wives? To think that Osama bin Laden and LexG had something in common…the mind reels.