Defamer‘s Mark Lisanti is a good wordsmith to start with but… fuck it, I just like this one in particular: “There’s going to be an Ocean’s 13, and you know what that means: turn the incestuous-rich-and-famous-movie-star-friends-circle-jerk-o-meter up a notch!” If producer Jerry Weintraub wants to really deliver a total debasement of this once semi-respectable pseudo-heist franchise, don’t get Soderbergh to direct it…get Roger Kumble, Brett Rattner…someone guaranteed to slap-dash it and blue-collar it up.
