A lot of people have been giving me goo-goo eyes up here because they think I’m Chris Walken, who costars in Martin McDonagh‘s Seven Psychopaths, a TIFF entry. Two guys have asked me for autographs. Women’s expressions have been like “well, whoa-ho! Wanna talk?” Except I’m younger and a bit smoother looking than Walken. Walken is craggier and saggier looking with significant gray hair. And he has crinkly eye bags and a neck waddle and a pot belly that I don’t have. And I can’t imitate him for shit.