It’s already been determined who dies in Act Three, right? Wait…has it? I have this memory of Morgan Freeman being the most likely but maybe…my God, a thought just hit me. It couldn’t be Douglas, could it? The 60-something bridegroom with the the 32 year-old fiance, and he keels over? One thing’s for sure. A nicely trimmed white beard is cool if you’re Donald Sutherland or Victor Hugo, but scraggly white whiskers make you look like hell, like a derelict.