It appears that Joe Johnston‘s The Wolfman isn’t nearly as painful or problematic as Garry Marshall’s Valentine’s Day — but they’re both drawing primarily negative Rotten Tomato ratings. The Eloi couldn’t care less, of course. Tracking indicates that both will do nicely this weekend with Valentine’s Day pulling slightly ahead.

Valentine’s Day‘s first choice open & release is 27 compared to The Wolfman‘s 24. Definite Wolfman interest is at 50/54 among younger/older males. Definite Valentine’s Day interest among younger/older women is at a staggering 67/58. Has there ever been a more relentlessly brainless moviegoing demographic than 21st Century women under the age of 25? They’ll pay to see any shameless piece of shit that pushes their buttons.