I was totally stone-faced throughout 95% of last night's SNL, but then "Short-Ass Movies" came on...okay! I sat up, I woke up, the color returned to my cheeks, etc. Yes, being a short-ass movie hound means a moronic "no" to Heat, Barry Lyndon, Schindlers List, The Godfather (Parts I and II), Prince of the City, Malcolm X, Lawrence of Arabia, Malcom X, The Wolf of Wall Street, The Irishman, Spartacus and dozens of others, but compared to last night's other skits, "Short-Ass Movies" was the shit.