I was sitting in the downstairs Library cafe and feeling a little bored, so I tweeted the following to Jordan Hoffman over his seemingly perverse love for curious Sundance films that have so far escaped my interest or attention, probably for reliable instinctual reasons.

And so began the thread…

In no time at all Cpt. Spray-Piss (i.e., Glenn Kenny) and others started in on how I’m a sworn enemy of younger people (bullshit), have no friends (ditto) and yaddah yaddah yaddah. I love y’all too, ya fucks ya.