Fair warning: I’m coming out with a piece a week from today about the Death System in disaster films (i.e., who dies in these movies, and why?), with a particular focus on a possible reason for two significant departures-expirations in Poseidon. The article will run Sunday evening, 5.14. I’m saying this now because it’ll involve a spoiler (two of them, actually), and I don’t want to hear any complaints.