“While conversing with [Ralph] Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet. I went to the nearby toilet and entered it; he followed me and entered the same toilet. I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr. Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did. I left the toilet a short time later.” On a believability scale of 1 to 10, this story from a 38 year-old Qantas stewardess rates a [fill in the blank].