If I were an insolent, lazy-assed Mercer Hotel employee or Naomi Campbell‘s maid, I would much rather duck an oncoming flying table phone (i.e., lightweight plastic, not that dense or heavy) than a Cruise-missile like cell phone. Cell phones are small, hard and dangerous, and if you get squarely beaned by one I imagine it would hurt like hell. Then again, it depends on the celebrity’s throwing arm and how angry he/she is.

November 15, 2006by Jeffrey Wells3 Comments