Former Dukes of Hazzard costar Ben Jones (a.k.a., “Crazy Cooter”) can tut-tut all he wants about the upcoming Warner Bros. film version having too much sex and profanity and trashing the legacy of the TV series…nobody’s listening. The first taste of tracking data on The Dukes of Hazzard (8.5) will be available later today, but I can smell the wanna-see from here. For me, it’s the latest Al Qeada recruitment film disguised as the Return of the Stupid Redneck Movie. Burt Reynolds starred in nearly all of these dumb-ass things (in fact, making too many of them is what killed his career, which makes it heavily ironic that he’s costarring in the new film) and Jerry Reed, the most irritating and affected redneck second-tier stooge of all time, co-starred in a lot of them. White Lightning, Smokey and the Bandit (and the sequels and spinoffs), Stroker Ace, W.W. and the Dixie Dancekings, Gator, Hooper, Convoy and several others flaunted the usual backwoods stereotypes — souped-up cars, stupid cops, southern-fried machismo, hot-to-trot Daisy Mae chicks, corrupt local politicians, etc.