It’s almost surreal that the TAGHeuer ad slogan — “What are you made of?” — seems to exactly articulate what everyone in the Western Hemisphere is wondering about Tiger Woods at this moment. The downside, of course, is that the the slogan jabs so precisely with Woods’ situation that the product is rendered all about invisible. Woods is not the first superstar athlete to cat around. I’m pretty sure that Mickey Mantle was just as “bad” if not worse. What other sports legends were insatiable in this regard?

The dull anasthetic of rural New York State — Tuesday, 12.15, 3:50 pm.