And neither is the fleurescent Eastmancolor mint green. Does HE have a slight preference? Does HE prefer the lemon-lime popsicle jacket worn by the darker-skinned Ryan Gosling, or the pale-skinned powder blue guy that Variety is chatting up? Answer: HE renders a firm “no” verdict to both. HE also says “no” (no offense) to The Gray Man, which Netflix will begin streaming tomorrow.

HE also disapproves of Brad Pitt‘s kilt outfit, snapped at a recent Berlin premiere of Bullet Train — “Das Kilt-Outfit funktioniert nicht”! The open-collared shirt and drooping gold necklace don’t get it either.