Everyone in this Out Of The Furnace trailer looks like they need a hot shower and a hair stylist and a sharp razor. They also need to buy their T-shirts at Urban Outifitters rather than K-Mart. I hate movies about primitive blue-collar guys who drink too much and laugh too loud and always wind up pointing guns at each other. I also hate movies about guys avenging deaths of their younger, dumber brothers and going up against Herman J. Motherfucker with the demonic cackle and chin whiskers and yellowish teeth.

Here’s a 6.19.13 Furnace post called “Make Your Own Bed.”