“Who died and made you the great pumpkin? Please put drugs in my candy, and no Elvis costumes.”
“This is the life philosophy of Zillennials. Things that are interesting might also contain something that could cause a moment of discomfort so ban it all. It’s not your fault, kids. Your parents ruined you by over-protecting you, and now you’re these assholes.”
My friend just won Halloween. 😂 👢 pic.twitter.com/kt33FCe2gD
— Kevin Cate (@KevinCate) October 30, 2022
a guy just walked into fanelli cafe in soho dressed as a nazi i have no words pic.twitter.com/4szraZgVEd
— matt (@mattxiv) October 30, 2022
