Why do some cookie makers deliberately try to annoy and agitate by selling cookies that explode like grenades the second you bite into them? Crumbs falling upon the floor and crumbling into powdery small chunks as they litter your jeans and T-shirt…the fuck? Why do they fucking do this? What is their motive? Cookies should have a slightly moist and chewy thing going on. You know who never makes hand-grenade cookies? Pepperidge Farm.
