The all-female crew aboard Monday’s Blue Origin flight (10 or 11 minutes, launch to touchdown) include Lauren Sanchez, Katy Perry, Gayle King and film producer Kerianne Flynn. These guys don’t seem deep or expressive enough. An all-woman Blue Origin crew should ideally include an older world-class actress or two — Tilda Swinton, Meryl Streep, Cate Blanchett. Suggestions?

Not astronauts…no skills, no agency, no training…strictly passengers…a ride shorter than the average Disneyland jaunt.