If I could somehow meet and get acquainted with every large-bellied, T-shirted, sandal-wearing American vacationer or weekender, I would have a different view to share. But every time I stroll through Las Vegas’s McCarran airport, I see the Tele-tubbies from Andrew Stanton‘s WALL-E. Stanton claimed during interviews that the Tele-tubbies weren’t metaphors…sure thing. Ask George Carlin in heaven — he won’t mince words.