The 2022-23 Oscar season will come to a merciful end six days hence -- Sunday, March 12. The ABC telecast will start around 5:30 pm Pacific. (Or is it 6 pm? -- I can never remember.) 3:30 or 4 pm if you count arrivals. And after it's over, nobody will ever have to think about Everything Everywhere All At Once ever again, much less watch the fecking thing.