Obviously Mel Gibson as a take-no-prisoners Santa Claus vs. Walton Goggins as a dedicated hitman…yes, it’s “funny”, I get that. But why is it called Fat Man (Saban Films, 11.13.20)? Gibson isn’t even stocky. It should be called…I don’t know, Naughty or Nice or Jolly-Ass Beardo or something in that vein. Written and directed by Eshom and Ian Nelms (who?). David Gordon Green and Danny McBride are exec producers. Oh, and it’s spelled Kris Kringle, not “Chris Cringle.”