Because I’m sick to death of current April weather in the NYC area…overly cool bordering on cold, damp…fecking 34 degrees now with light rain expected…warm up, will ya?…Jesus.

I’m trying to imagine myself all stubbly-faced, overweight and tattoed, and wearing an oversized and half-unbuttoned shirt, blousy shorts and a backwards baseball cap.

Why was the location kept under wraps? The Bahamas, Key West, Turks and Caicos?